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Description

*One sunny morning, Crescendo wanted to surprise Apple Spritz with breakfast in bed and make her a stack of her favorite, “Fruits Basket Pancakes”; which were fluffy flapjacks topped with a mix of all kinds of different fruits. Apples, cherries, strawberries, you name it.. But he was missing one fruit he needed from his pantry; Some peaches. And that’s where his assistant, Didi, come in*
Crescendo: Ooh Aphrodite~!
Didi: No. *Doesn’t look up from her newspaper*
Crescendo: Come on, Deeds, you don’t even know what I want yet. *pouting behind the paper*
Didi: *can feel his pouting and moved the newspaper aside to stare him in the eyes* …. Stop that.
Crescendo: You know the only way to make this stop.. *makes his eyes go bigger*
Didi: Ugh, fine! *tosses newspaper at his face but chuckles a bit* What do you want, lazy?
Crescendo: Today is mine and Spritz’s anniversary. I wanna make her her favorite breakfast as a surprise, but I’m all out of peaches. Can you hop over to the farm and grab some for me before Spritz wakes up?
Didi: You want me to hike halfway across Ponyville just for some peaches?
Crescendo: … Yes.
Didi: …. Fine. But you owe me. *hops off the chair and flies out the room*
*Aphrodite gets to the peach farm and tries to locate one of the peach farmers.*
Didi: Where in Twi’s name are these ponies? The Apple Family are usually halfway through THEIR chores by now..
???: Can I help you?
*Aphrodite jumps at the sudden voice behind her. It didn’t seem like a welcome voice, but also not angry. Didi stared at this pony for a moment and suddenly felt a burning building up in her cheeks, followed by a sudden flustered feeling*
Didi: *thinking to herself nervously* Oh no.. she’s hot!
???: Well? What do you want, dragon?
Didi: I.. uh.. *trying to pull her words together* I’m um, Deeeee.. heh; Aphrodite. I’m uh, assistant to Prince Crescendo and he um.. he wants peaches. I mean, he wants me to buy YOUR peaches, SOME peaches; I mean.
???: .. Um, ok. How many do you need? A pound sack or a basket? *seems unphased by Didi’s odd expressions and fumbles*
Didi: A.. a sack is fine. *thinking to herself* What the HELL was that, Aphrodite?! Pull yourself together, she’s just some pony! *looks back at the pony while she’s collecting peaches* Just some really cute pony, with a soft looking mane and eyes that– *Didi shakes her head* No, you don’t get CRUSHES! No, bad Didi, stop it!
???: *comes back with the peach sack* Well, here you go, Miss.. Aphrodite was it?
Didi: Ahah.. yeah; Call me Didi…
???: Didi.. I’m Halehaven. I hope the Prince likes our crop.
Didi: Yeah.. Me too. Uh, thanks, I gotta go! *turns quickly to start flying away*
Haven: Hey, wait a second!
Didi: *feels an intense blush start and forces it away, turns back to her* W-what is it?]
Haven: You kinda need to pay for those..
Didi: Oh! .. Right. Sorry. I’m not in the right mindset today, it seems… *thinking again* Smooth, Didi.. GREAT first impressions…

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