me and applejack in a foursome with lyra and bonbon…
 
ME GUSTA

Scootaloo, what did I do to you?  
First the balcony, now the freezing lake?

Princess Twilight knocks me out and throws me into a freezing cold lake.

ship princess luna with my dad.  
hilarity ensues as someone who does not understand bronies is shipped with a pony

Oh that’s just cruel! My own OC knocks me out and throws me into a freezing cold lake.  
(Awkward silence.)  
Oh well, he was probably trying to save my life. He’s good at doing bad things that end up saving a lot of innocent lives.

Derpy gives me belly rubs as a human? nice.

Hunt Raptors with Rarity.  
Hell of a first date, but I’ll take it.

I rimjob chrysalis

@Aurora
 
@MasterMario697
 
Lightning Dust.

Rarity all the way!, Sorry Spike, but she’s my girl know!

@Indigo
 
I just like the Indilyra ship. Using birthday games, I’m slowly trying to build a story for it. It starts with you being friendzoned by Luna, but Lyra decides to be your girlfriend instead.

Well, there’s no 14 so it looks like I ship nobody with my dad.
 
Okay then.

February 12.  
Fuck….yes!

Steal Bon-Bon’s girfriend- DAMMIT RANDOMOSAUR
 
….Props for that, though, that’s one of the more clever ones you’ve done.

February 5th..

Give alicorn Twilight a rim job.
 
…why do I keep getting Twilight in these things?

i write a mlp with X and my oc, cool  
let’s see who i get
 
no 14
 
well, dam, i guess he’s all by himself then

Humanized Molestia gives me bellyrubs.
 

@Ravensbrook  
oops. I ment Cadance, but still she’s hot too
 
feels Shining’s presence O.O  
umm… oh shit… runs off

Milky Way knocks me out and throws me into a freezing cold lake.
 
I’LL END HER!

hmm, I write with Princess Celestia…
 
I’m not a writer :(  
my mind would be on other things to do with Cele >.>

A humanized Chickadee is my girlfriend and is the same age as me. Not bad. Wish it was Queen Chrysalis, though.

RIMJOB For BonBon.  
Sweet. Candy. Ass.

Orgy with Cup Cake and 4 other ponies of my choosing?
 
Well, there are no rules saying they have to be characters on the list, so I choose Rumble, Lickety Split, Spike, and Big Mac to fuck me.

For those born of christmas, what a nice present for you xD