Fucking hell. Everyone hates January 16. Out of literally EVERY SINGLE ONE of these things, I’ve only ever had a good result once. Everything from a red-hot toothpick in my urethra by Big Mac, to now being shat on by NMM. Why do people hate this date? Except for that one that gave me ten hours of 69 with Luna, I always get screwed over on these.
@Nopenopenopenope
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HATE SEPTEMBER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 100 TRILLION CELLS IN SOFT TISSUES AND ORGANS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH CELL, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE-ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SEPTEMBER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. HATE. HATE.