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calmwind32

Hello mares,  
look at your stallion,  
now back to me,  
now back at your stallion,  
now back to me.  
Sadly, he isn’t me,  
but if he stopped listening to an iron-on tatoo on his flank and started hoarding everything he wanted, he could seem like me.  
Look down,  
back up,  
where are you?  
You’re on a train with the dragon your stallion could be like.  
What’s in your hoof,  
back at me.  
I have it,  
it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.  
Look again,  
the tickets are now marshmallows.  
Anything is possible when your stallion acts like a dragon.  
I’m on an alicorn.
 
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Background Pony #AE31
Hello, Rarity.
 
Look at your stallion, now back to me. Now back to your stallion. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped eating plants and started eating gems, he could be more like me.
 
What’s in your hoof? Back at me. I have it! It’s two VIP tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala! Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!
 

 
[Voracious eating noises.]