@Randomosaur  
Good for you. Want a medal? Or a sticker?

@Randomosaur  
Well, you’re missing out.

@Mayojar77  
But I really am not gay for Braeburn.

Nope.

@Randomosaur  
No, I’m just saying you’re a very confused individual.

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@Mayojar77  
You calling me a liar?

@Sjogre  
How to find Braeburn:  

@Mayojar77  
emo Marty Stu? W._.W (that’s my Sasuke face)

@sasukex125  
Then he’d have to set fire to everyone that he meets.

@sasukex125  
Whatever, you emo Marty Stu.

@Mayojar77  
YOu will never make me gay for braeburn! Ne-
 
Wait. Turns out Luna is Braeburn. Nevermind.

@Mayojar77  
you don’t know that. do you personally know Braeburn? of course not. if you said you did, i’d call you a liar and if you weren’t lying, i’d demand to see your portal to Equestria.

@sasukex125  
He’d have to immolate himself.

@Randomosaur  
There are no exceptions. I’m asexual, and I’m gay for Braeburn.

@sasukex125  
He’s too nice for that.

@Mayojar77  
I seem to be the exception, not the rule.

he’s too gay for anyone. for real though, what if Brae was totally country and was against homosexuality? like “they all need to burn”

@Randomosaur  
Everyone is gay for Braeburn. Even the women are gay for Braeburn.

I don’t swing for fictional characters

@Princess♠Molestia  
this isn’t about Luna.

@Mayojar77  
No, I’m not.
 
I would tolerate Shining Armor hitting on me though. I like him for some reason. I wouldn’t actively ask him out, but if he kissed me or hugged me I would tolerate it.

I’m not. I’m gay for Luna.
 
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Don’t question me.

SO quick to defend.