And then Pinkie pulls out her self-propelled bike-helicopter thingy that she used in the Gilda episode. Problem solved!  
And AJ… yeah…

Then Pinkie repairs her candy-copter and Aj grows helicopter plants.

How many times do we have to tell you? Applejack is NOT a background pony. XD

Oh God David Mitchell.

At the end of the day Twilight Fluttershy Rarity and Rainbow Dash feel the wrath of Pinkamena

you know applejack and pinkie pie could be dicks and poison their food since earth ponies grow the food

@Namalsk  
But she already gave Rarity a pair.

@Haagel  
As if Twilight would give wings to filthy mud ponies.

You know what would be cruel? If Pinkie has her funny flying apparatus in this and applejack was the only one there. :(

Don’t worry earth pony’s they have to feed sometime on LAND

That’s what planes are for, right?  

@Background Pony
 
Dude, Rarity can’t summon wings. If you don’t know the story behind those butterfly wings Rarity has, go watch the epsiode Sonic Rainboom.

@Haagel  
Nah, Twilight wanted to make them feel bad by being the only 2 of the group with no wings OR horns

Yup, Twilight’s a dick and gets to be a princess, Rarity’s a unicorn and she can use magic + summon wings. Fluttershy can fly but has Earth Pony like ability to talk to Animals and Rainbow Dash is nearly as strong as Applejack.
 
AJ and Pinkie Pie are pretty much hosed, proving Earth Ponies get the shit end of the 3 way stick. Pinkie Pie has the 4th wall abilities, but Twilight will unlock that in her quest for Sue powers.

Oh c’mon! If Twi gave Rarity those wings again, surely she would give them to AJ and Pinkie too if they wanted. This pic would make more sense if Rarity was down there with them though.

Genius!

Pinkie still has this.
 

 
Granted it was broken, but she still has it.

I get the feeling earth ponies are forced to invent creative methods of traveling since they can’t fly or teleport. I imagine that they’re going to create the first aircraft and then attach hellfire missiles and vulcan cannons, because fuck you unicorns and pegasi that’s why.

winged master race here, suck it you filthy earth pony peasants

Say pinkie do you still have your party cannon

I took one look and I burst out laughing.
 
I’m a terrible human being.

Thank’s hasbo