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Celestia and Sombra playing the roles of the Queen and Alucard in the Hellsing Abridged Series.

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Valiant Spiral

Chaos Within Harmony
@Background Pony #EA13  
Screwball’s a mare, not a stallion.
 
Screwball: (Horn igniting) My dear Queen, Lady Chrysalis, would like to personally introduce herself to you all.
 
(Screwball casts her spell, creating what looks like an ominous green portal rooted to the ground by green tentacles. However, nothing steps through it.)
 
Screwball: What-?! (She zaps the portal again and again, turning it different colors as she tries to get it to work properly)
 
???: Screwball?
 
Screwball: It’s not working, My Queen!
 
Queen Chrysalis: Did you cast the spell exactly as I taught you?
 
Screwball: Yes I- oh no, wait; I’m on Frequency 2…
 
Queen Chrysalis: No, Frequency 1~!
 
Screwball: Got it!  
(With a final zap from Screwball, Queen Chrysalis’ face finally shows up in the communication portal)
 
Queen Chrysalis: Hello~.
Background Pony #93D9
@Valiant Spiral  
Twilight: “How did he get in here?”
 
Spike: “We had over a dozen guards!”
 
Arbmos: “Those were ours? I mean ‘Oh no, how did he get past the guards!’”
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@chaotic-7
 
Investors: What was that?
 
Twilight: That’s just King Sombra. This is how he gets when he’s without entertainment. Now…what was that issue about our budget?
 
Investors: Issue? What issue? SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY!
chaotic-7

Arbmos: I want a new Xbox…with Netflix.
 
Twilight: I suppose you want the Kinnect as well?
 
Arbmos: NO THAT’S A STUPID GIMMICK AND EVERYPONY KNOWS IT!!!!!!!
chaotic-7

Arbmos: YOU KNOW HOW PONIES SAY THAT VIDEO GAMES MAKE YOU VIOLENT??? WELL, I’D SAY THAT NOT HAVING MY VIDEO GAME IS MAKING ME PRETTY BUCKING VIOLENT!!!!!!!
chaotic-7

Arbmos: HEY! THIS IS EPIC CUPCAKE TIME!!! I‘M THE FROST BOSS!!!! AND TODAY WE’RE GONNA MAKE SOME LEMON MIRANG MADNESS OUT OF THIS WANNABE BLONDE BITCH OF AN ALICORN!!!!!!!!
 
Screams of terror are soon heard in the distance.
Valiant Spiral

Chaos Within Harmony
@Background Pony #0FA1  
Sombra: But yeah: we were under orders to stick it sideways to a bunch of Changeling Queen wackjobs interested in using Discord’s power to bolster their drone armies…and did we!  
Twilight: Seems you missed a spot.  
Sombra: Are you-are you gonna do this right now? In front of everypony?  
Twilight: The point is: A Changeling Queen survived and is planning on finishing what she and her sisters started. She’s established a hive in the Badlands and she goes by the name of-  
Screwball: Queen Chrysalis.
Background Pony #A3E9
Twilight: Sombra, if you please?  
Sombra: You’re right, enough focusing on the past…Instead let’s focus on the past!  
cue flasback  
Sombra: Back about one thousand years ago (like every-fucking-thing else) Me and Luna were apart of a top secret rebel operation called “Operation Chaos Control”  
shot of Teenage Luna tearing through Discords forces  
Sombra: Luna was fifteen. And, I’m pretty sure if I’m remembering correctly I was a Mare.  
Blueblood: Wait a second, that Implies that Aunty Celestia is-  
Sombra: Interrupt my story again, Bitchblood. SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
Background Pony #F8A4
Princess Celestia: Twilight, Sombra.
 
King Sombra: Yes sugar lips?
 
Princess Celestia: When you find Queen Crysalis, and when you kill her, I want you to record it so I can fall asleep to it every night…
 
King Sombra: JESUS F***ING CHRIST! I’VE MISSED YOU!!!