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Description
Celestia and Sombra playing the roles of the Queen and Alucard in the Hellsing Abridged Series.
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Screwball’s a mare, not a stallion.
Screwball: (Horn igniting) My dear Queen, Lady Chrysalis, would like to personally introduce herself to you all.
(Screwball casts her spell, creating what looks like an ominous green portal rooted to the ground by green tentacles. However, nothing steps through it.)
Screwball: What-?! (She zaps the portal again and again, turning it different colors as she tries to get it to work properly)
???: Screwball?
Screwball: It’s not working, My Queen!
Queen Chrysalis: Did you cast the spell exactly as I taught you?
Screwball: Yes I- oh no, wait; I’m on Frequency 2…
Queen Chrysalis: No, Frequency 1~!
Screwball: Got it!
(With a final zap from Screwball, Queen Chrysalis’ face finally shows up in the communication portal)
Queen Chrysalis: Hello~.
Edited
Twilight: “How did he get in here?”
Spike: “We had over a dozen guards!”
Arbmos: “Those were ours? I mean ‘Oh no, how did he get past the guards!’”
Discord: Hey!
Investors: What was that?
Twilight: That’s just King Sombra. This is how he gets when he’s without entertainment. Now…what was that issue about our budget?
Investors: Issue? What issue? SHUT UP AND TAKE OUR MONEY!
Twilight: I suppose you want the Kinnect as well?
Arbmos: NO THAT’S A STUPID GIMMICK AND EVERYPONY KNOWS IT!!!!!!!
Screams of terror are soon heard in the distance.
Man I wanted to say that
Sombra: But yeah: we were under orders to stick it sideways to a bunch of Changeling Queen wackjobs interested in using Discord’s power to bolster their drone armies…and did we!
Twilight: Seems you missed a spot.
Sombra: Are you-are you gonna do this right now? In front of everypony?
Twilight: The point is: A Changeling Queen survived and is planning on finishing what she and her sisters started. She’s established a hive in the Badlands and she goes by the name of-
Screwball: Queen Chrysalis.
I see whatcha did there.
Sombra: You’re right, enough focusing on the past…Instead let’s focus on the past!
cue flasback
Sombra: Back about one thousand years ago (like every-fucking-thing else) Me and Luna were apart of a top secret rebel operation called “Operation Chaos Control”
shot of Teenage Luna tearing through Discords forces
Sombra: Luna was fifteen. And, I’m pretty sure if I’m remembering correctly I was a Mare.
Blueblood: Wait a second, that Implies that Aunty Celestia is-
Sombra: Interrupt my story again, Bitchblood. SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
In a strange way yes.
@ClownDicks
I imagine that was Blueblood
“But then that would imply that Celestia-”
“INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPENS!”
fucking rofl…..
Thank you! By the way you did wonderful work with this scene!
That was my next edit but could find the right vectors!
All my yes, BG Pony…
King Sombra: Yes sugar lips?
Princess Celestia: When you find Queen Crysalis, and when you kill her, I want you to record it so I can fall asleep to it every night…
King Sombra: JESUS F***ING CHRIST! I’VE MISSED YOU!!!