“QUEEN OF QUEENS OF QUEENS OF QUEENS OF EQUESTRIA  
by PixelatedV  
““MEET QUEEN AQUABUTT RAINBOWCOAT EYESORING NEON THE HUNDRENTH.  
WHEN SHE WAS A LITTLE FILLY HER MUM THREW HER INTO A RIVER WHICH LED TO A OCEAN. SHE COULDN’T SWIM AND LATER DIED. SHE THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE AND LEARNED HOW TO BREATH IN WATER. SHE WAS THEN CALLED A AQUA PONY AND SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE ALIVE(OMG). HER MANE BEGAN TO FALL AND AND SHE BEGAN TO CRY. THEN HER HAIR WAS REPLACED MY WATER. SHE MET A SHARK WHO ALMOST KILLED HER BUT SHE USED HER MAGIC ON IT TO MAKE HIM OBEY HER. IF ANYONE ANNOYED HER SHE’D GET HER SHARK ON THEM AND EAT THEM. CELESTIA DIDN’T ALLOW HER IN PONYVILLE SO SHE GOT HER SHARK ON CELESTIA AND CELESTIA DIED. SHE THEN ATE SKITTLES. THE END.  
QUEEN AQUABUTT RAINBOWCOAT EYESORING NEON THE HUNDRENTH(C)MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME  
NO STEALIES K?  
Of course she is a joke. I’d never make something to horrific.”