Accepted into the wounderbolts with luna

Nov. 1

“Catch Big Macintosh trying on a pair of colorful knee socks.”

Walk away, and pretend I never saw anything…
…for my own sake…

@Background Pony #F61A
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Augest 28: Is this a trick?

@Ereiam  
I apologize for the other. I didn’t have anything funny to include mainly.

@Squeakiergerm8  
That’s better (a comment on what you got also works).

March 8
 
That’ll be an interesting topic for her next adventure book

So ms peachbottom blackmails me into TPing canterlot castle…well I guess I’ve lived a full life

Ooh, I catch Trixie as she tries on colorful knee socks!

Wait, they run the spa. Are they paying for my patronage? I guess that’s one way to advertise… and sure, why not.

Wake up tied to a bed looking at a shrine in Big Mac’s room?
 
Oh come on, I’m straight. No!

Lyra asks me out for the spa, its because i have hands do i…? Sure i guess

Well darling, being trapped in an isolated location does lose some of its threat when your companion can fly…

@Drake Quagmire 
Lol, I love the “voice” you used in the second paragraph. Very Rarity xp

Marooned on an island with Rainbow Dash…
 
Miss Dash, be a dear and fly over to Ponyville and tell them to bring a boat. Thanks luv.

Caught reading Discord’s diary; he runs off crying, embarrassed.
 
I walk away, I’ve seen more legitimate tears from a rock, so buck it.

Roseluck beats Arthur from Fire Emblem Fates senseless and robs him behind Sugarcube Corner. Well, this kind of stuff happens to Arthur all the time.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Literally that; “Spitfire is Nothing Important.”
 
“I KNOOOOW!”

Read spitfires diary. She runs off crying.
 
Shrug and Get back to royal paperwork cause the diary told me nothing important.

@Cirrus Light  
She’d rather kill me than have anyone tell Shining Armor, I’m sure!

@ShimmeringStallion  
How scandelous!

I catch… Cadance trying on colourful knee socks?
 
Well… alright…

Fluttershy catches me reading her diary and runs off crying. I come after her to apologize, explain that I didn’t mean to embarrass her and just wanted to know her better, that I didn’t read anything embarassing and that what I read only made me appreciate her more as a pony. Finally I Pinkie promise not to tell any of what I read to anyone and begs for forgiveness, offering to do anything for her to make up for that despicable breach of trust.

Accepted into the Wonderbolts with Soarin’
 
What a coincidence