Come on, Gilda! I was just curious to see what was in your diary!

Wake up, finding myself tied to a bed, looking at a shrine to me in Flitter and Cloudchaser’s closet… Oh dear.

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Wrong date again! I meant Pinkie Pie!!!

Thanks, Gilda. That was a very expensive restaurant, and you wasted my money.

dammit daring do…. you didnt HAVE to blackmail me to TP the castle, just ask and it will be done XD

November 7 = imminent epic fail

Gilda please un-handcuff me and please don’t tell me that that srine is about me

I raid the royal undergarments with Aloe and Lotus…Hey, those panties must be sweaty and smelling from all the prepackaged Pussy juice and after sex, we have to clean them and give them back.

July 10. SUCK IT!

Oct. 28th.  
So… Couldn’t she just teleport us back home?
 
 
GOOD SIR, I DOUBT THE VALIDITY OF SOME CONTINGENCIES OF YOUR BIRTHDAY ACTIVITY!

Make fun of bad movies with Flutters and then she rests my head in my lap. SUCCESS!

I wake up to find myself tied to a bed, only to find that Daring Do has a shrine in her closet about me

Spitfire asks me to the Ponyville Day Spa.  
Sorry guys, but I’ll trade with anyone who wants it…

Why Flitter and Cloudchaser? Why are they on here? I guess they had to fill all 31 days…
 
sigh
 
I wish it was at least purplesmart who lusted after me so badly.
 
Here’s to hoping that they honestly don’t know how I got here?…

Nightmare Moon asked for a slow, gentle rub down from head to hoof, with the promise of making it up to me somehow.

July 29…..DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

Raid the royal undergarment drawers with Princess Luna. I can so see that happeneing xD

@usoda343  
Three words “Toilet paper cannon”

Celestia blackmails me to TP Canterlot Castle.
 
HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO EVEN!!!!!!

@AgoriScrambles  
hands you a condom take this it’s dangerous to go alone.

Wake up to find myself tied to a bed, and a shrine to me in…Discord’s closet.
 
OH, THIS CAN ONLY END WELL.

Wake up o find yourself tied to a bed, looking at a shrine to you in Princess Celestia’s closet across the room.
 
Out of all the ponies…why…

ask rainbow dash on a date at a romantic restaurant, they pig out and leave you broke… well at least I got a date with Dashie :D

Sweet! Yeah, I can do tha..  

…yeah, you definitely owe me, dude!

I catch Chickadee trying on a colourful pair of knee socks.
 
Getting a bit kinky here, are we?