July 2nd, Fluttershy and myself watching bad flicks all through the night… enjoyable

Dont know why im tied to a bed, but atleast its Fluttershy’s bed

Caught reading Rarity’s diary.
 
WHY, I’D NEVER!

March 23rd.
 
If you are honest to them about this if they ask i’m lighting your orchard on fire …
 
YOU TELL NOTHING !

Me and celestia!?  
Wonderbolt!?  
Sept.28

im marooned on an island with applejack i guess we could find some trees to make a farm with or build a raft

Oh Lyra robbed me, Damn you crazy bitch.

@jasonbeverly4  
Run while you still can!

April 9th… Oh (bleep) I’m so busted!

Thunderlane has a shrine dedicated to me…  
Interesting, but highly disturbing.

Discord invites me to the Spa.  
Nopenopenope.

Me and Nightmare Moon raid the royal undergarment drawers…they the fun began!

Beaten senseless and robbed behind Sugarcube Corner by Pinkie Pie. I walk into Sugarcube Corner and inform Mr. and Mrs. Cake that their employee is a psychopath.

Twi blackmails me into TP-ing the castle… This will not end well.

Pinkie asks me to go to the spa…I’m not sure if i would go or not

Luna asks me for a slow, gentle rub-down from head to hoof, promising to make it up to me somehow.
 
Who am I to refuse the Princess of the Night? Your wish is my command, Luna.

july 29 BEST NIGHT EVER

I ask Braeburn out on a date and he leaves me broke. Curse that handsome stallion..

chickadee has a shrine to me and im tied up in her bed……….gotta love country girls,they want something,they get it

Queen Chrysalis blackmails me to TP Canterlot.
 
Ok, I laughed.

May 28th… WTF CELESTIA- Wait… this may be either a good thing or the best weirdest thing in my life.

@Background Pony #24F3  
knockin doors down

@Background Pony #D1D5  
Well, How do you expect to get in there?

royal panty raid with luna…  
wut

Twilight Sparkle caught me reading her diary. She runs off crying, embarassed.  
I can only prostrate myself before her, explain that i was curious and couldn’t stop myself, promise that i’ll never ever tell her secrets to anyone and beg for forgiveness.  
Twili has inquisitive nature so she at least should understand  
also: Jan 2!