Twilight Sparkle has a shrine to me… Well, this is… flattering, creepy and unexpected. Can I go home now, Twilight?

Accepted into the wonderbolts with Derpy as my wingpony.
 
What? But I can’t- (Facepalm) As if they weren’t enough of a joke already.

February 5th.
 

Marooned on an island with in the middle of nowhere with Discord.  
I think I’ll be fine, and I do enjoy chaos.

Spitfire and I get accepted to the Wonderbolts. She is my Wingpony.
 
Me: And that is how the Wonderbolts came to be as they are now.
 
Spitfire: What? That didn’t happen.
 
Me: Shut up, it’s my story.

Discord asks me to the spa…
 
RUN

Caught reading King Sombra’s diary; he runs off crying, embarrassed…
 
Stand there dumbfounded until he comes back to kill me

Pinkie pie and I watch bad movies making fun of them til she tiredly lays her head on my lap and drifts off to sleep

Princess Cadance blackmails me to TP Canterlot Castle. (Though, it might be a Changeling or Chrysalis again.)

Wake up to find myself tied to a bed, looking at a shrine of me in Rainbow Dash’s closet across the room.
 
She has been known for obsessive tendencies.

accepted ito the wonderbolts with big mac, and he’s my lead pony…seems legit

Accepted into the wonderbolts with Spitfire and she’s my wing pony…..yep. Perfect sense.

@PwnyPony  
Every waking moment, every dangerous quest, everytime she goes to a restaurant… no peace!

>asking Luna out in a fancy restaurant  
Well, good thing I’m a fat fuck so I’m always packing enough cash to feed myself. Whatever Luna can manage to eat… won’t be enough to compensate what I did NOT in order to look half-decent for her. I got this.

Accepted into the Wonderbolts with Derpy as my wingpony.
 
Oh, this should be hillarious. I’m sure the ’Bolts will never forget this day…

@Background Pony #2F7B  
Thats more like it. Mental torture.

@PwnyPony  
I would just find out where she lived and tell everyone who owns her books. I think the screaming army of fans on her doorstep would be good enough payback if you ask me.

@Background Pony #2F7B  
nopony will believe you.

Beat up by Daring Do?
 
Expose her to the public as payback.

Tied to a bed, looking at Chrysalis’s shrine of me in her closet.
 
Please don’t lay eggs in my brain.
 
D=

Derpy asks for a slow and gentle rubbing from head to hoof, her promising she will make for it up.
 
To be honest, doing this for her is a reward on its own :), and besides, every malemare mother deserves a good massage every once in a while.

march 12th…..not sure how i feel about this…

Beaten senseless and robbed out behind sugarcube corner by Rarity.
 
I think I’ll just go cry deeply at the corner of my room.

Gilda asks me to the Spa?
 
…she doesn’t seem like the type to go to the spa…  
She must just want to see me in a robe or something…
 
…Yeah I’ll go.

Sombra asks me to the Spa…  
IT’S A TRAP!
 
 
@Kazapsky  
Flight Spell. Advance spell book, page 27.