Raid the Royal Undergarmet drawers with King Sombra…
 
I need to stop drinking.

@Kazapsky  
There are alternatives for the non winged ponies.  

 
Wat.

Applejack asks me for a slow rub-down from head to hoof, promising to make it up to me somehow.

i have a clone apparently

Tied to a bed looking at a shrine of me in Daring do’s closet…………..Well it looks like im in for a treat

Gilda robs me and beats me up behind sugarcube corner.  
Help me Pinkie Pie.  

well if rainbow dash muged me behind sugercube corner id pay pinkimina to make some “cupcakes”

I’m caught reading Daring Do’s diary causing her to run off crying and embarassed.
 
Okay now I am curious what would be in there.

Walked in on Fancypants trying on knee socks. Just gonna walk away and never speak of it again.

Marooned on a desert island with Sombra.
 
I’d probably be his ‘minion’ for a while, at least until he finds a way off the island.

Royal panty raid with Discord! Yeah…we’ll probably all end up as statues…but it’ll be worth it.

Get caught reading Derpy’s diary, and she runs away crying.
 
Catch up to her and kiss her

stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere with Chickadee/Peachbottom.
 
i can think of a lot of things to do.

Well apparently I’m staying up making fun of bad movies with Thunderlane until he falls asleep in my lap…

Roseluck leaves her head in my lap while I make fun of bad movies. I’ll probably be mocking Die Hard and how everyone in that film is an idiot.

I raid the royal undergarment drawers with Princess Celestia

I’m marooned on an island with Queen Chrysalis what do?
 
“Lets go Chrysalis we’re flying out of here…wait where are you going why are you flying without me oh….really desert me? okay I have something for you.”  

Asked to go to the spa by Rarity. Of course it’d be Rarity. And the answer is yes.

@EHAN  
I envy you. I have the same fate as you, but in my case it’s Soarin’ who built the shrine.
 
I need to escape.

Stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere with Aloe and Lotus?  
… … … … … … … …  
Well at least I’d have more than myself to talk to…

Discord? Well, I suppose it’s not entirely unexpected, but I think beating me up and robbing me is a little much.

Beaten senseless and robbed out behind sugar cube corner by PRINCESS CELESTIA!? What do!?
 
I-I don’t know seriously what should I do!?

Panty raid with Celestia.  
Though confused, I am okay with this

Wake up tied to a bed, looking at Rainbow Dash’s shrine to me.
 
…okaaay?