@Background Pony #F88C  
Some of them are professional jerkbutts, some merely talented amateurs.  

@Background Pony #D026  
I dislike how she’s not even actually reading when she speaks out loud, unless she’s memorized the book and just needs to see the page for a couple seconds to remember each part to quote…  
but even then I wouldn’t downvote it. :(

@Background Pony #F88C
 
There are such thing as people who downvote things for the sake of downvoting and thus keeping anything from having a perfect score x) Chances are, some if not most of that number is them.

Wondering why 9 people (so far) have downvoted this…

Needs more magic.

I’m reading it as  
“Atoopika, atoopika, atoopika, a-”  
flips page

“Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I’m being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.”

@TexasUberAlles  
Ironic, isn’t it?

@evil_eric  
It’s easier to believe in the existence of a world full of talking magic cartoon horses than a world where anything Rand ever wrote could be considered “realistic”.

“For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Colt? This is John Colt speaking. I am the stallion who loves his life. I am the stallion who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the stallion who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing–you who dread knowledge–I am the stallion who will now tell you. You have heard it said that this is an age of friendship…”

I look at Twilight’s lips and all I see is “Boots n’ cats n’ boots n’ cats n’ boots n’ cats n’ boots n’ cats.”

@Derpinator
 
I just see a Celestia ready for naptime and the best comes out of me. I’d love to read her a bedtime story. I’d make sure it was one of my best. Just… just look at her, man.

Wait… why do we have two different “daww” tags?

“Applejack! Applejack! Applejack!”
 
Twilight is clearly telling Celestia a story about best pony.

@Xuncu  
Cannot unhear.

@Derpinator  
I second this!

(sweetly) “Aaaaaaaah, ah you bitch, ah you bitch, ah you bitch, ahh~”

@Joseph Raszagal  

“Beyond the cavern where the silver sleeps  
Across the fields where the farmer reaps  
Gold and blue, up in the sky  
Shining bright, the orb on high  
Every day it rises and it falls  
To you, your ears, you hear its calls  
But not right now, it’s time for it to set  
Your duties now, you can forget  
Think instead of your weary head  
Lay it down, upon your bed  
And close those eyes, it’s time to rest  
To begin anew tomorrow, at your best  
You have me here and I will stay  
Until you’ve gone to dreams to play  
So rest well, my Princess of the Sun  
For today your work has all been done
 
Rest, Celestia  
You deserve it”
 

This is wonderful!
 
When done properly cute beats porn every time.
 
Unless it’s really cute porn. Well, then, the world splodes.

Earlier.  

“ABDOMEN ABDOMEN ABDOMEN AB-”

Another cute one ^^