I have a sudden urge to join the navy..

@Dr_Osaka  
I don’t get it

@TexasUberAlles  
because they’re Pairing War ships?  
Armed to the teeth?

Sorry, but the ships around here do not at all put my mind at ease.

Rated SAFE
 
Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Hasbro hired L.T. Smash to their board of directors.

Heh, this finally got made. :3

I’m going to Africa  
Yes Ma’am  
I’m a brick  
Was President Lincoln okay?  
Mitten!  
There’s a dog in the vent  
Chicken necks?  
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.  
I fell out two times  
I’m peddling backwards  
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks  
We’re a totompole  
Dying tickles  
I heard a Frankenstein lives there  
She’s touching my special area  
Go banana!  
I’m Idaho  
You smell like dead bunnies  
That’s where I saw the leprechaun  
Fun toys are fun  
Chocolate microscopes  
You’re not it!  
That is so 1991  
I bit my tongue  
My sash says “UltraMan”

>>688105  
Already made the joke in the comments :D

@thps48  
took a bit, but most of it was memory

@Chapelseed  
Wow, that was awesome. XD

In the NAVY, you can sail the seven seas o/`

erusaelp dnif uoy nac erehW  
erusaert rof dlrow eht hcraeS  
?ygolonhceT ?ecneics nraeL  
nigeb uoy nac erehW  
eurt emoc lla ekam oT  
dnal no tuO  
?aes eht no rO
 
ylf ot nrael uoy nac erehW  
evidniks ro strops ‘niyalp  
?yhpargonaeco ydutS
 
dnaB giB eht rof pu ngiS  
dnatsdnarG eht ni tis rO  
teem srehto dna maet ruoy erehW
 
yvaN eht nI  
saes neves eht lias nac uoY  
yvaN eht nI  
esae ta dnim ruoy tup nac uoY  
yvaN eht nI  
dnats a ekam ,elpoep ,no emoC  
yvaN eht nI  
dnah a deen ew ees uoy t’naC  
yvaN eht nI  
dnal rehtoM eht tcetorp no emoC  
yvaN eht nI  
nam wollef ruoy nioj dna no emoC  
yvaN eht nI  
dnats a ekam dna ,elpoep ,no emoC  
yvaN eht nI  
yvaN eht nI  
yvaN eht nI

No u ugly

@wselfwulf  
It doesn’t mean anything. It’s just nonsense, like “ramalamadingdong” or “give peace a chance”.

@Background Pony #B3B8  
Hips don’t lie.

Yvan eht nioj? what dose that mean? anyway I have sudden urge to join the royal navy…..

@Hugobertington.Esq  
It goes like this:
 
Me: Yelling to a random person Hey you, join The Navy!.

Super-liminal?

Who’s Yvan?

Sorry, but no. Air Force for the win!

This party is happening, it’s no mirage.  
So sing it again.

why is adagio so hot?

Pfffthhahahaha! :D