@Scrounge  
Actually, my judgment’s VERY sound when waking up, though I know what you’re trying to say when it comes to people who make mistakes due to fatigue from waking up.
 
Though it’s still ringing… weird.

@ShimmeringStallion  
I define “people” as “sapient individuals”, so we differ there.
 
And you know what I meant, how sound is your judgement when you’re trying to wake up?

@Scrounge  
Who says I even drag my ass out of bed to begin with?
 
Moves Hoverbed back upstairs
 
And they’d just count as “sentient creatures”, but not exactly “people”, that comes mainly down to perceptions of the terms, and I consider “humans” and “people” to be one and the same. shrugs

@ShimmeringStallion  
You know what I should really do? Take those kids camping and watch them get attacked by sea bears. BOOM! Brought it back to SpongeBob.

@ShimmeringStallion  
You mean she’s not a human. But i think it’s safe to say that sapient equines with their own culture (or a slightly altered version of ours) would count as people, unlike non-sapient real world horses.
 
And yes, she could, but how clearly do you think when you’re still trying to drag your ass out of bed? :P

@Scrounge  
No, I mean that a pony isn’t a person, it’s a pony, or type of horse, as opposed to being a person, or type of… well, person.
 
And… well, she could always spit it out and get it fixed!

“Ah lose more clocks that way…”
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
She figures she might as well see it though now that she’s started.
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
They actually are. Unless you mean it in the sense of “they’re fictional”.
 
@Hydis  
That wouldn’t be out of character for her.

@wildrook  
What makes you think ponies would do that?
 
They’re not people…

@HyaenusDominae  
No, no, no, you HIT his children with bears! Not GIVE them bears!
 
Get with the program!

@SPACKLE  
I would love to give your children bears. Where are they?

@Zaedrin
 
Actually, ingesting something that’s not made for consumption is less likely to be talked about than rectal violation by objects that aren’t made for that purpose.

@HyaenusDominae  
please bear my offspring.

This made me have a good laugh.

Oh boy, 3AM!

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Oh dear. Nurse Redheart’s going to talk about this for YEARS.

@Zaedrin  
Well, she can always spit it ou-Aaaaand she took another bite.
 
Never mind.

Aww, silly Applejack!

So, is the implication here that Applejack always keeps an apple on her nightstand, and her morning routine involves eating an apple before getting out of bed?

Lolz XD

Who’s a silly Pone.  
Well, can’t blame her. I’d eat my alarm-clock if it looked like a cake….hell a naked women too.

That’s not gonna feel good coming out.