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Or Jhonny Depp’d
The Academy Award… doesn’t go to Sonata because she’s seen as too young and inexperienced.
“YOU GOT LEONARDO DICAPRIO’D!”
Sad music plays in the background, then the camera focuses on a Taco Belle just around the corner.
Cut and Print!
“Dammit, I could almost taste that taco…” cuddles Gorilla “… I just… need a moment.”
Then it turns out it was alla dream. Except the part of the Giant Gorilla
“Why’s my taco on the floor? Why am I on the floor? HEY, IS SOMEONE DRAGGING ME!? STOP! STOOOP! LEMME GRAB THE TACO!… Okay, continue.”
I don’t think she’ll notice
As if grabbing her by the leg and dragging her head on the ground wouldn’t do the same thing…
… And yes, I realize “We’ll settle for some head” means something else, but I’m gonna keep the INTENDED meaning “safe”.
Ha-ha! What a headache
I dunno, all she has to do is scream “KIDS SHOW!” and BAM!
We’ll settle for some head. Grabs her massive head
The he should grab her by the tighs. Plenty of where to grab
Oh, “the right size”, huh, “The right siiiize”, you say?
…
I dunno, his grip, alone, might break her twi~~… sti~~… branch-arm…
Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ waifu.
Donkey Kong seems about the right size
…sure, let’s go with that.
So… King Kong Bundy?
mayyyyybe not that large
King Kong?
Ya!