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All this drama and I’m just sitting here enjoying a cute picture.
iamli3
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@Deserter  
explain……
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@iamli3  
LOL!
 
Scientist 1: We have for the first time observed a proper noun under lab conditions.  
Scientist 2: Don’t get your hopes up. It could just be a verb.
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This cykas my blyats
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
3.  
a truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true:  
Scientists gather facts about plant growth.
 
it takes a truly special kind of person to not know what a fact is  
it take an even MORE truly special kind of person to not know this or apparently anything else correctly because they simply refuse to acknowledge the accepted meanings behind the words they are using to describe things about reality…….
 
 
@Background Pony #BBB1  
i understand the concept , it’s an invalid one , unless we’re talking strictly about it’s defined terms maybe then i would say there’s room for argument there , but oh that’s right you wont acknowledge definitions so that doesn’t matter to you either………..
 
 
@Scrounge  
right and it’s not as per the definition of the term….
 
 
@Deserter  
i know it’s truly mind boggling , just take my earlier mental break down as testament to that fact….
 
sure thing , in the exact same way that fucking an actual horse would not be the same as fucking an actual dog…..
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@Deserter  
I’d agree to that in a heartbeat.
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Can’t we just all agree that fucking one of the ponies of the show would not be the same thing as fucking an actual horse?
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
I don’t think an animal you can hold a meaningful conversation with would be considered “lower”.
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
It takes an even more… special person to not understand the concept of lower animals. (Hint: It’s about contrast to humans if you’d ever think of that).
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@iamli3  
It takes a truly… special person to believe that dictionary definitions are synonymous with facts.
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
where have i strawmaned in any of this conversing?….
 
the facts i have presented have all been accurate…..
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@iamli3  
Died a little inside reading your own straw man. Brilliant. Another one of your so-called “facts” I guess.
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
>I’m not going to waste my time with your useless facts invalidating opinions.
 
i died inside a little…..
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@iamli3  
Boy you sure do want to convince yourself and everybody around you that having sex with anthropomorphic cartoon characters, not animals, is bestiality. I’m not going to waste my time with your useless definition invalidating opinions.
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@kassarc16  
why would they be cross over something as trivial as a definition of a word we use?….
 
 
@Background Pony #BBB1  
explain…..
 
 
@Background Pony #BBB1  
those are entirely different definitions , the first 2 being irrelevant , and as for the last one , the notion and connotation of a “lower animal” is an invalid one , thus invalidating that definition , but if you want a definition for the term i was able to find one
 
 
plural noun
 
simple or primitive animals; animals that are contrasted with the abilities and intelligence of humans, mammals, and vertebrates
 
so according to your last definition there , sexual relations between humans and dogs would not be bestiality , and only sexual relations between vertebrates animals and animals just above the single cell forms of life (that wouldn’t be classified as plant or insect , viruses might fit this category but im not so familiar with categories in biology) would , also meaning that by your definition we’re all engaging in bestiality on a constant basis , so yeah…..
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Hey. The first defintion of bestiality I found on Google actually covers this. Amazing!
 
Full Definition of BESTIALITY  
1: the condition or status of a lower animal  
2: display or gratification of bestial traits or impulses  
3: sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal
 
Wow. I guess it isn’t bestiality after all. Phew!
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@iamli3  
“YES IT FUCKING DOES COVER IT , WHY WONT ANYONE LOOK AT THE MCKNIGHT DEFINITIONS OF THE WORDS?”
 
Congratulations for once again missing the point entirely.
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any such living thing other than a human being.
Man, I think aliens are going to be pretty cross with that definition when we finally meet.
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
YES IT FUCKING DOES COVER IT , WHY WONT ANYONE LOOK AT THE MCKNIGHT DEFINITIONS OF THE WORDS? IS THIS SOME KIND OF MASS MIND CONTROL THING IM NOT AWARE OF? HOLY LUNA FUCK…….
 
i also DIDN’T take the dictionary literally , if you had actually looked what what i said , IF ANYONE WOULD JUST FUCKING READ IT , WHY , WHY WONT THEY READ IT? I CAN’T UNDERSTAND SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEE…………
 
>HUMAN: having human form or attributes. ie the ponies are human.
 
then so would every monkey gorilla other furry character bipedal robot human relations robot and many other non human things also be defined as human , meaning that’s clearly not how the definition was meant to be interpreted , don’t know where you got that definition from , but this one is far more fitting
 
adjective  
1Of, relating to, or characteristic of people or human beings: the human body
 
clearly it is describing things in reference to humans specifically for things to be human , ie humans , the human stomach , the human brain…….
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@iamli3  
You refer to the dictionary for situations which it doesn’t cover due to it never being relevant. But if you want to take the dictionary literally: HUMAN: having human form or attributes. ie the ponies are human.
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@iamli3  
It’s amazing how you seem to lack reading comprehension.
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@Background Pony #BBB1  
>animal  
[an-uh-muh l]  
noun  
  1.  
    any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes.  
  2.  
    any such living thing other than a human being.
     
    it fucking amazes me how many people on this site can’t fucking read a simple dictionary definition of a word……
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@iamli3  
Congratulations. You just proved that the dictionary wasn’t written with anthropomorphic cartoon characters in mind
 
bro.
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@Deserter  
that is a matter of incorrect fact
 
xenophilia  
[zen-uh-fil-ee-uh, zee-nuh-]  
  1.  
    an attraction to foreign peoples, cultures, or customs.
     
     
    foreign  
    [fawr-in, for-]  
  2.  
    of, relating to, or derived from another country or nation; not native:  
    foreign cars.
     
    clearly these definitions only apply to current day recognized human societies…..
     
    meanwhile………ugh , all these definitions suck , cause they all imply that humans aren’t animals when they obviously are , but here
     
    beastiality:  
    Or: bestiality :  
  3. Sexual relations between a person and an animal , including intercourse , masturbation , cunnilingus , frottage (rubbing), anal penetration, or having ones genitals licked by an animal
     
    and that definition is using a compilation of definitions of the word animal to derive it’s full meaning from
     
     
    animal  
    [an-uh-muh l]  
    noun  
  4.  
    any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes.  
  5.  
    any such living thing other than a human being.  
  6.  
    a mammal, as opposed to a fish, bird, etc.
     
    although i get the feeling sexual intercourse of any kind between humans and fish/birds would also be considered bestiality , so maybe we can scratch that last one off that list……