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He just remembered, he forgot her morning tacos.
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Otterhand
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Sonata: "You had the 1 pound burrito combo for dinner."
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Flash: Ow…ugh…wha…WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? And why does my ass hurt?
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In his defense the pattern of her hair could have easily been mistaken for Twilight on a dark night.

Though her smile shows that he clearly never said ’Twilight’ during any of it.

So I guess I’m back to square one. Oh well I’m a terrible Lawyer anyway.

Case closed
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And that is how Flash became pregnant.
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Sonata: oh. Good morning sleepyhead.

Flash: wahh?! What are you doing in my bed?!!

Sonata: don’t you remember anything about…..last night?…rubs his chest

Flash: l-last…night?….
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I don’t really know. But for the record, putting out a plate of bacon would probably be the absolute fastest way to summon me.

Just arrange the bacon into a pentagram and light a candle in the middle. Then chant MENTULA ASINUS until I appear.
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@Dirty Bit
Easily accessible flesh and blood that isn’t human, yet still requires you to kill it.
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Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@DanielTepesKraus

Least we won’t have to get any goats, pigs, or roosters involved.

Seriously, what is it with rituals and farm animals?
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A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

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@Ebalosus
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Someone say my name?
FYI, I’ll appear a lot faster if you bleed onto a candle and chant some latin.
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blackjackson
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_ flash is the bitch
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STEAL ALL THE WAIFUS!
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Oh not again Flash. You may have taken Twilight from me, but not Sonata.
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Every pony has fans - Derpi Supporter
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Happy Derpy!
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@blackjackson
Woah, woah, Sonata is not a bitch. She may have stolen your Sunset, but if Flash wants to be taken as her husbando, that’s something between them.
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blackjackson
Back off bitch you already stole one waifu youre not getting both of em
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Whatever happened to him?

Dont know.
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Acolyte of Madness
dose this meme have a name?
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Happy Derpy!
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Whatever happened to him?
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Damn I thought Kraus was back for a minute.
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Flash: "Why did I stop for a taco?"
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