@ShimmeringStallion  
Well, sometimes actual turds can be kind of cute… I guess. Hehe

@Mellow91  
No, not that you’re a turd, just that she’d randomly see a turd and be like “Hmm, that’s kind of cute…”

@ShimmeringStallion  
Hey man, I’m not a turd! :D

@Mellow91  
When I first read “the brown one” (without the sentences before), I honestly thought you meant a turd at first, ‘cause they’d be similar size and shape.
 
Was gonna say: “WE’RE NOT TAKING THIS IN THAT DIRECTION, SIR!”

@ShimmeringStallion  
And she’s just wondering “why are there two stallions fighting over me, one for my love and one to terrorize me for da lolz? Dear Celestia, I really am getting popular!  
… oh well, the brown one’s kinda cute!”
 
Hehe…
 
She may or may not have actually said that last remark. Maybe thought it. :3

@Mellow91  
You should ask.
 
Also, gotta make sure! keeps punching Mellow’s stomach
 
“KNOCK-KNOOOCK!”
 
She’s just watching from where she actually is, like “… what… the…”

@Background Pony #5EC0  
Nah. I’m not sure Stomach Waiu would like that.

@Mellow91  
Did… did you shove her up your ass?

@ShimmeringStallion  
She’s not in my stomach, bro >:3

@Mellow91  
Or I could punch you in the stomach until she says “Who’s knocking on the door?”
 
And if not… PUNCH MORE! YAAAAY!
 
Nah, s’okay, I’ll be making all the millions.

@ShimmeringStallion  
Nah, I’m already keeping the original safe as we speak!  
Not gonna tell you where she is.
 
Also, you gotta do something about that bad… throat-clearing habit of yours, mate. :3

@Mellow91  
We apologize… but the original has yet to be found. We believe she was shipped with the rest of them, and will need to go through every order released to find her, in the hopes she hasn’t been eradicated by a heretic.
 
…
 
Hurgh-BLARF
 
…
 
Cancel the search.
 
“What? Don’t look at me like that; that cloning machine is COLD!”

@intenseLazlo  
Aye. Yet oh-so-worth it! <3

@Mellow91  
Tis painful, the sacrifices we make for our loved ones.

@intenseLazlo  
Truth be told, I’d have to give up my beloved Sn’V chips too

@ShimmeringStallion  
Buuut I’m still keeping the original. :D

@Blissey1  
Yeah, but she’s still the one everyone wants… that makes her more valuable.
 
Steal the stomach-waifu. Clone the stomach-waifu…
 
… Then sell them for all the millions.

@Mellow91  
Fine. But only because of my love for salt and vinegar chips. Those would be a serious challenge for me to give up.

@Blissey1  
Quite true, actually. So seeing as I would claim this Alp-luachras as my waifu, there must be others out there that people can claim as their own!

@intenseLazlo  
she’s not one of a kind, you know. there are surely other alp-luachras out there.

@intenseLazlo  
At least I will not go all T-storm on her, if you catch my drift.

@intenseLazlo  
Agreed. In a way, I just consider me and Alpy in a(n obviously imaginary) open relationship anyway. You know, the usual internet waifu-type stuff.

@Mellow91  
Someone should really take her to the mirror pool. I don’t know how long everyone will be willing to share.

@bronytanker  
Be sure to be done with her soon!  
She is especially my Stomach Waifu!

@Mellow91
 
@ShimmeringStallion  
noms stomach waifu