@ImRaidAccount  
Alternatively:
 
Sonata: “It’s a death threat. That fat jerk’s gonna have something to think about next year!”
 
 
@PonyPon  
Yeah!
 
If nothing else, it might keep her out of your hair for a bit.

Anna (Frozen): Don’t you dare!

@drumpowa  
Well she IS comical!

@drumpowa
 
Imagine if her and Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse met :U

Everyone’s debating on the moral quandaries of revealing the hurtful truth vs a conforting lie and I’m sitting here giggling that she speaks in comic sans.

@ShimmeringStallion
 
It’s like Jack Nicholson said: “You can’t handle the truth!”

@Rahkshi500  
Probably a horse metabolism thing. :3

@ShimmeringStallion  
And yet no physical changes to her physique.

@Rahkshi500  
She already eats her weight in tacos, daily…

@Ping_chan  
Adagio: Well, then you better start putting on some weight, Sonata. You gotta look the part if you wanna act the part.
 
Aria: Don’t encourage her, Adagio.

Sonata, Santa….  
That’s it!!  
I have a New headcanon! After The Dazzlings were defeated and their magic gems destroyed, the three seemingly normal human/siren girls tried to live normal lives. Sonata Dusk tried to find human ideals to believe in human ideals, but her two “friends” kept on crushing her ambitions, until one cold foggy December evening, when Sonata Dusk expressed her interest in writing to Santa Claus..  
“You stupid little baby, there is no Santa Claus!” Aria scolded her taco loving siren friend.  
“But, Santa is magical, just like us! He lives.. “ Sonata tried to explain to her tsundere friend.  
“Gawd you’re so stupid, we don’t have any more magic, and Santa Claus is just something that the humans made up to scare little kids into obeying their parents, or something…”  
For a moment there Sonata stared at her half finished taco, and then she clenched her taco in her and suddenly realized her new ambition.  
With one tremendous bite and finished her taco whole and jumped up on the table and shouted for all to hear..  
“If ther isn’t a real Santa Claus, then I will become him!” she shouted with extreme determination.  
“uhm Sonata.. You’re embarrassing us… “ glared Adagio, but Sonata continued to express her plan,  
“I will become Sonata Claus! And I will spread good cheer, and presents, and tacos, and uhm stuff, to like, everyone! Not just the little kids, but to like everyone! Because, Everyone deserves to feel the magic of Exemas! “  
Aria leaned forward “its called, Christmas, and you’re a…”  
“oh right, the magic of Christmas!!! “

SANTA  
SONATA  
SONATA  
SANTA  
I SENSE A TIMELY REDEMPTION ARC AROUND THE CORNER!

Aria: Sonata, there is something I need to tell you.
 
Sonata: What is it, Aria?
 
Aria: Santa Claus… put you on the naughty list.
 
Sonata: Well, duh. I tried to take over the world _{OF COURSE!} and didn’t fell bad about it.
 
Aria: Wait, if you know you are on the naughty list then why are you writing a letter?
 
Sonata: I thought he could listen to how someone was instead of the gimme list he’s used to.

@Taupe_Hat  
Actually, that has a term attached to it!

That’s a special kind of mean, right there.

Someone’s about to lose her child hood.

Wait! S-Santa’s not real? ;-;

Do you believe in religion? GUESS WHAT!?  
Do you believe in equality? GUESS WHAT!?  
Do you have a general opinion? GUESS WHAT!?
 
Do you believe in Santa? That’s… okay… I won’t be “that guy” and cause the world to hate me…
 
It’s so weird how society changed in such a manner that being “the one to reveal the truth” is considered an equal crime to murder in some places…

But you all know magic exists. The three of you come from a world filled with it and magic functions in the human world even if with much less power. How can you say with 100% certainty Santa isn’t real?

Aria, please.
 
Let the nitwit dream.

Well said Anna!