“Wow! Rarity just evolved into a Flareon!”

If making a pizza had applejack wonder if she was all out of tomato sauce and had to use salsa sauce instead when if rarity was to have a slice when after one bite had her breath turned into a flamethrower when if she was to nearly scorch applejack’s hat.

@HJSDGCE  
No I don’t. But I am interested in languages and read about them, abs the sounds. My native language is Swedish.
 
This conversation is off topic, and should probably continue in PM.

@Liggliluff  
‘Tis fine.
 
Wait, does that mean you speak Spanish? That’s so cool.

@HJSDGCE  
Oh… you are right.  
I was thinking of Spanish

@Liggliluff  
That’s IPA Spanish.  
This is IPA English.
 
/hæləˈpeɪnjoʊ/

@HJSDGCE  

 
No, it’s pronounced with a sound that has the /x/ symbol in IPA. The ‘h’ sounds has the /h/ symbol.
 
[xäläˈpe̞ɲo̞]
 
(busting misconceptions)

Rainbow Dash: How about Spicy Habanero

Spike: Great distance! You’re a natural at this, Rarity!

@Background Pony #642A  
I understood that reference.

Gotta protect that hat your parents gave you before they died you won in an apple-bobbing contest.

“Heya Spike?” Aj called out to spike in the barn.  
“In here Applejack!” spike responded. As Aj made it to the doors Spike met up with her. “Rarity’s almost here. Looks like you finished right on time.” Aj said looking around the barn at the party decorations and the tables of snacks.
 
Spike gave Aj a deadpan look. Aj noticed and gave him a much too large smile “Yeah, ok.” Aj said. Suddenly there was a knocking to the side of them, they both looked and witnessed the glory that is Rarity. They both got silly grins on their faces, with matching light blushes across their noses.
 
“Darlings, i know i can be a dazling vision, but this slack-jawed look just wont do.” Rarity said with a small grin, a grin that Aj recognized as ‘devious’.
 
“You just startled me-us.” Spike said ending with a nervous chuckle.  
“we got everything set up,” Aj said going into the barn and gestured with her foreleg “all we need now is the music and the costumes Rarity.” Aj said, her eyebrow raised silently asking Rarity a question.
 
“Pinkie will be by to bring them, fairly soon im sure” Rarity said ignoring Aj and giving her full attention to Spike, who went to grab a bowl off a table.
 
“Seems like every ones really getting into it.” Aj said, directing her attention to Rarity.
 
“Mhm” Rarity said as a response. Spike returned and showed Rarity the bowl with triangle chips in it.
 
“These are the chips i told you about Rarity. Sea salt and herb, makes whatever you put on top taste even better!” Spike said with a smile.
 
Aj deadpanned to the side of Rarity’s head, the corner of her lips raising slightly. She took her hat off and pulled out the special jar of salsa that Dash and her were going to use to see who could last longer. “Here Rarity, try some salsa with that chip.” Aj offered the jar to rarity.
 
Rarity scooped a bit of salsa with her chip. As soon as the tip of the chip went past her lips, her telekinesis field flared for an instant and winked out, she lost the grip of her chip and of her control. Rarity’s body felt as if she had been in the sauna far longer than was safe for her mane and skin. Tears pouring from her eyes was the signal for her mouth to unleash a flame akin to a coronal mass ejection, its heat searing the air and causing a slight vacuum all around it.
 
Aj ducked and barely held on to her hat as the plume went over her head and tried to suck her hat into its fiery embrace. Spike stared at this wondrous signal. In awe of the strength and cohesion of the flame. Spike’s eyes were wide an
 
“…Twilight!” Spike almost yelled, trying to get her attention.  
“Yes Spike?” Twilight asked as he looked up from her writing.  
“Really?” Spike deadpanned at Twilight, who looked unsure. “Twilight, look, its almost believable” Spike said, clearly having changed what he was about to say.  
“Almost?” Twilight asked, her eyebrow raised.  
“yeah, almost. you lost me when u compared Rarity to the sun” spike said  
“its suppose to show romance in the scene, by alluding to-”  
“by alluding that you have a crush on your teacher” spike said. “Spike, that was the last fic, this one is Applejack and Rarity, with you barely existing at all.” Twilight reminded him. “Fine, pick another from either the pia-sama or white diamonds folder, and this time Rarity better be wearing Applejacks hat!”
 
-NJB

Looks like somepony found a jar of Smash Bro’s super spicy curry sauce.

@Background Pony #3CF1  
Optimus? What are you and your pals doing in this neighborhood?

@Corrderio  
The next day Big Mac and Applebloom will be resting on the front porch when a distant rolling rumble accompanied by a faint but constant high pitched scream will be heard. Upon looking up they shall see something like a space rocket taking off from behind some of the many trees riding on a trail of flame and smoke, except…
 
Applebloom: “is… IS THAT OUR OUT HOUSE!?”
 
Big Mac: “… eeyup”

This is great, keep them coming White Diamonds.

You impressed a dragon with firebreathing. Well done Rarity.

Insanity peppers grown in the everfree?

@kleptomage  
Fire, Inferno, Sun

@kleptomage  
FO KRAH DIIN!

@HJSDGCE  
No, that’s just the closest sound the English sound inventory has to what it’s supposed to sound like. The actual sound is German or Scottish “hard ch”.

@Corrderio  
Right on.

YOL TOOR SHUL!