Why yes, that is a very crude imitation of WHITE.

Admiring you and dat gorgeous moon.
 
Now, let me help you out.

There is a beautiful moon out tonight…

I’m… umm… documenting. Collecting evidence. With this camera. Completely normal operating procedure in situations like this.

Now you too can have the distinct “pleasure” of being the man in the moon!!!

staring at the moon

Wondering if I can get a nip in before getting you out.

Helping you out, your highness. I’m about to pull you by the hooves, alright?  
_{and maybe sneak a little sniff in}