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I’ll have you know servants have much better health care benefits than they did back in the 19th century. Uhh, not that I’d know anything about that or anything…clears throat.
Yeah, that kinda sounds like playing Renfield for less metaphorical vampires without the fog of pre-existing mental issues. No thanks, ’specially since that never ends well for the pet roach-munchers anyhow.
The only way I could guess to keep your head intact with them would be to do whatever they say, when they say. After all, they’re all about being adored, so adoration without mind control would be quite valuable.
…Now, some people might be okay with that, but I imagine being a servant, willing or otherwise is, to say the least an acquired taste.
See, having to keep my head on a swivel for those two would be enough of a dealbreaker unless I was super-keen on an exit from this vale of tears.
Keep her properly fed on tacos, and she most likely wouldn’t eat your soul. I mean, tacos are tastier. Now, Adagio and Aria, that’s a WHOLE different kettle of fish all together…
Might depend on whether Sonny got a proper dinner prior to making an entree’ out of ’em.
Ahh, but then again, most people I imagine would gladly give up their soul to be with their taco siren waifu, snazzy bikini patterns or no.