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Turns out the power of the moon isn’t just Helium-3

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@Background Pony #5290
 
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Background Pony #989F
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little royal cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in magic kindergarten, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on you when you were Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 caribou trophies. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top anon in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another tyrant. I will wipe you the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to rape my anus in public? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pegasi, unicorns, and earthmongers across Equestria and your hoofprints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, nag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy you in over nine thousand ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hand to hoof combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of spells and I will use it to its full extent to wreck your tight asshole off the face of your moon, you little whorse. If only you could have known what kind of “magical friendship” your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn moon horse. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, lady.
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