@OptimusPrimevil  
AJ doesn’t have three apples in her, and allie way doesn’t actually have a bowling pin mark.
 
Grimderp suggestion denied.

babs seed…
 
and the scissors ain’t closed
 
feel free to vomit now

Celestia must have a miniature sun for that purpose.

HA! XD

@Mortykins  
Hahaha

“Now, Miss Applejack, maybe this time y-”
 
“Doc, ah ain’t gunna lie. Ah was here last week, an’ ah’m gunna be here again next week, an’ we both know it.”

Wonderful! XD

Applejack looks like this isn’t even her first visit.

@PonyPon @Prof.NightJack  
Celestia can use…uhhh…ummm…  
…torches?
 
I guess you can hoofwave that by headcanoning that she has a burn fetish.
 
(Cadance would be caught humping the Crystal Heart in the middle of the night, as one of her shield|illusion spells flickered out.)

@PonyPon  
Will at lest with Luna she can use moon rocks.

@Background Pony #18CD  
just the sensation of the apple touching her would be enough? until she went full-on and it got stuck

This is the greatest comic this fandom has ever produced, and if it were all to end tomorrow I will have been happy to have seen this with my own two eyes.

@Background Pony #742B  

@PonyPon  
“unleash the power of the sun… up into your butt.”

i would not have expected less from a single female.  
poor girls, every female needs a man.

How do you masturbates with a round apples? Cylindrical-shaped carrot or bowling pin is fine but apples?

Never thought it could be a common problem.
 
Let’s just hope the royal family doesn’t try that.

This is just goddamned glorious.

Clearly AJ has been there before.