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We’d like to talk to you about Jesus

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Your own.. personal Jesus? Someone to be your prayers? Someone who cares?
Scrounge
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And I’d like cartoon horses from a world with no humans to not blatantly mention real-world religious/historical figures. It has weird and confusing implications.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
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@kurolothgar  
I’ll stop, but I’ll answer your question first. Yes, they are contradictions. Obviously. Since you do not want the argument to go any further, I will not give any of the literally thousands of examples.
kurolothgar

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@Eeveeinheat  
Let this comment be the last for this argument, please:  
Are those contradictions you see truly contradictions, or just appear to be ones? Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, double check first.  
Now, if you want to continue this derailed debate, please do it on something other than a Comment section for a MLP Picture site.
Eeveeinheat
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

@illuminati  
There are so many ways to prove that your gospel, and all gospels, are false that if you have not heard of them before you are intentionally being ignorant. Remember: contradictions prove something if wrong. This applies to your gospel as well. Internal contradictions, external contradictions. It has more contradictions than a thesis on quantum entanglement published by a three-year-old.
Scrounge
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@illuminati  
No, it was not. It was that the people you condemn have as much right to their views as you do to yours and are not pawns of the devil simply because they don’t agree with you on every little detail, whether you’re “obviously” right or not.
illuminati
Duck - A new commandment I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so also you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you love one another.
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@Pagan  
Way to go off topic. I am urging Scrounge here to catch me from my supposed false teaching. I guess we are on hiatus until he/she comes down on my level and makes a study of christian scripture.
Scrounge
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Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@illuminati  
That was never the topic and don’t you dare. If you want to risk nagging an omnipotent being, go right ahead, but you leave me out of it. Prayer is the height of arrogance, because it implies you have some right to demand things of the one you pray to. If there is a higher power, of any kind, do you really think they want you telling them how to do their job? If your God has a plan, do you really want to get in His way?
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@illuminati  
If you say “Paul” one more time, I’m giving up on talking to you. Part of me wonders if you’re missing the point on purpose. Do you not get it, or do you just not want to acknowledge it?
 
A bible’s just a bible. Plenty of faiths have their own holy text, and yours isn’t better just because it’s yours.
 
I could tell you where I, personally, stand on all this, but I get the feeling you’d get hostile. For now let’s just say I’m neither christian nor atheist.
illuminati
Duck - A new commandment I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so also you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you love one another.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Scrounge  
Hypocritical? Meaningless? I guess I would be hypocritical if I preached a false gospel. Is it not meaningful for me to know the current phase of a religion I follow? Your point is that me and JW’s may both be wrong, so can you then please give me pointers on how to deduce the gospel of today? I have cleared your point, so please debunk mine on what biblical books put out of effect the gospel which Paul preached.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

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@illuminati  
Are you trying to miss the point? Even if someone else is wrong, that doesn’t mean you’re automatically right. It’s pure arrogance to assume your claim is self-evidently better than anyone else’s.
 
And the demand you just made, in addition to being hypocritical, is also meaningless. The “religion” of Scientology is far newer than Newton’s laws of motion, but that doesn’t mean it’s more plausible.