If Spike’s swim shorts don’t tent up, then I will applaud his self restraint. Especially considering that he’s probably right smack dab in the middle of puberty here.
@unicornlord
Well, I have the theory that if he eats mineral coal he would shit diamonds, also, hes kinda the adoptive brother of one princess and kinda the adoptive son of other, more important, princess
@Kolbjorn
Well, When your preferred snack is considered legal tender you need to have sufficient income to both pay the bills and fill the chocolate-gem cookie jar.
So if we assume that Spike is able to afford a house and still eat gems… he would need to be loaded.
This isn’t even bringing the strange son/younger brother relationship he has with local royalty into consideration.