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Background Pony #68A3
nah its kinda true you know Bronies kinda wanna get horse girlfriend instead of having a human girlfriend
Background Pony #E24E
@Ande  
‘Reproduction: Three words: I. Hate. Kids.’
 
Too bad. They come with the marriage.
 
You don’t want kids? Avoid getting a girlfriend then.
 
You can’t have a girlfriend without kids because your girlfriend will eventually ask you to have sex with her and everybody knows that sex makes babies. Even if you use condoms, one of them will eventually break and the lady will get pregnant.
 
So if you get a girlfriend, you better be ready for kids because you WILL get them sooner or later.
Ande

@sirvancelot
 
More than familiar with that feeling.
 
As for the pic here is my response.
 
Marriage: If there was someone I really cared about, and someone who is willing to put up with my flaws, sure, why not?
 
Reproduction: Three words: I. Hate. Kids.
Bobarella
Since the Beginning  -

Posting “imminent Shitstorm” in the tags kinda gives away your intents. Next time, be more subtle with what you’re trying to start and you may get successful results.
Big3<Macintosh

If ah ever find somepony I’d be willing to give mah life fer, other than AJ, somepony Ah couldn’t live without, that’s the day Ah’ll ask somepony to marry me. Until then, Sweet Apple acres is the only girl fer me.
Sixtyfour215
Thread Starter - Fire Emblem Stuff
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Eh… I’m not gonna try to find love, but I’ll not complain if it happens. Of course I’ll think it through if it does happen.
 
And kids… Probably only one, because I know how having 3 children can be and even if I do have more than one I’d have them with a few years in between, And also for the same reason as trotsky.
Feral_Socks
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Marry: Sure, eventually. I quite like Western European girls.  
Child: Eh, maybe. Of course, I’d probably focus on ensuring that my kid is kind, polite, and well-read as opposed to the loud, spoiled little wastrels I see in my day-to-day.
CottonTales
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Ruler of Sheep
I wish to reproduce because I actually do want a child  
marriage on the other hand can’t see too many actual benefits of that
Yorec
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

This gonna be one of those threads eh?
 
Alright then.
 
Marry: Sure, If I found the right person.
 
Reproduce: I’d like to have a kid someday.