This site is now free of all the filth

@NeoEnvy  
The only other pair of robot boobs besides yours, Zero.

@Meow the Cat  
I understood perfectly. But, you fail to understand that telling me these lies will not make them suddenly true. Draconia has had contact with Equestria for a few months. The government has been squarely in the claws of the Royal Family of House Draconis for over ten thousands years because of the will of the populace to trust them with such power. For over ten thousand years, enemies have tried to puppet the King, put their agents in Parliament, and even tried to stack the government workers with loyalists to their heinous causes. You really think you could infiltrate our government, when we’ve had over ten millennia of practice in repelling such attempts? We abolished almost all bureaucracy to give you nowhere to hide there. The only way into our world is through one mirror that we keep guarded by the most loyal and elite unit of the special forces. And we have no reason to convert to your cause, so you can’t even infiltrate us by turning any of our citizens to your side. Why? Because we’ve molded ourselves to ensure the most deserving and the most responsible control the means of production, not the common worker who doesn’t understand a thing about how those means operate. But in our land, many are self-employed, and thus already control means of production of their very own. There are none to convert to your cause, because there are no disgruntled workers, no shortage of food, no demand for bread, and no poor. Yes, there are some more wealthy than others, but not one citizen is in poverty. It took us over ten thousand years of progress to get where we are now, and we aren’t about to throw it away now for a system that would profit us nothing! Besides, even if you did infiltrate, we could simply close the portal, locking you out, and your agents would be without orders, and unable to act. In this period of confusion, we’d take them out, then reopen the portal, cast them back to your realm, and then resume our assisting Equestria and the Moscolt Federation with rebuilding. We don’t need to care about revealing our whole hand to you. It’s a royal flush. We’ve already won.

When sweetie bot grows up she will have robot boobs too xD

@Pizzamovies
 
They’ll be machine guns like the fembots in Austin Powers

James bond vs Totally Spies

@Pudding Pone  

 
FTFY

Me entering Derpibooru threads be like:
 

@Prism King  
sends agents to destroy the mirror on the equestrian side, if unsuccessful launches tactical nukes at it, severing the connection between worlds permanently and ending the draconia bullcrap

@Meow the Cat  
I think I read that fanfic. In fact I think I read ten of them.

Send Nudes?

@Meow the Cat  
Aww… Can’t handle an unwinnable situation, can you? Too bad. Being Communist is itself an unwinnable situation. Communism is a system that is perfect for robots, but terrible for any natural life. Communism will always fail, as it just doesn’t work. It sounds great on paper, but it can’t be executed. Even if one who is truly incorruptible managed to establish the “transitional state” the Manifesto calls for, some power-hungry individual would find a way to remove the incorruptible leader and take their place. Once one has the absolute power the Manifesto calls for, they become extremely reluctant to give it up, so progress towards the supposed utopia is never made.  
(Besides, the mirror isn’t that easy to destroy. But even if we withdraw back to our realm, it’s fine. You’ll have zero chance of getting in power again, even without us around.)

@Prism King  
The mirror is in radioactive nuclear ashes
 
Now then, where’s that Glimmer pony…

@Meow the Cat  
Reformed. And, I told you, it’s not that simple.
 
OOC: If you really hate it that badly, just ask me to stop. You don’t have to go off the deep end.

@Prism King  
// I’m having a blast using 1980’s USSR tech against a fictional parallel universe thing, or whatever your draconia is. I’m sorry if you explained it in this thread and i forgot, I’m bad with RPs in universes that I’m not very familiar with. The entire settings for the soviet takeover april fools joke was supposed to be nothing more than a one-time site event, vaguely set in the vanilla MLP universe. We even played out a small RP between TSP, Glimmer (myself posting as her), and then Princess Twilight (me posting as her) and Glimmer (another mod). You showed up and started going on about some fictional universe with, apparently, dragons, I got confused at first but then other mods who posted as Glimmer sorta went with the flow? So I was like “oh, ok, whatever, i’ll just ignore whatever is going on with dragons and stuff and focus on making it so the site doesn’t collapse in on itself while the event is going”. Post-event I sorta neglected this thread for a while, popping in occasionally to poke communist jokes or provide actual information on the soviet times, me being russian myself we were sorta forced to learn about it in schools and my parents used to live in USSR, so they could answer my questions and provide actual real info on it.  
// Either way, I don’t hate your AU, I just don’t feel like it’s applicable to this particular setting or event. Ideally I’d say no soviet takeovers happened in your universe and the event took place in another universe entirely.  
// Now then, if you’d like to continue fighting the soviets in their prime, be my guest, I can dedicate 10-20 minutes a day to type replies to your posts from my phone while grabbing lunch, just note that if you have cool dragons with superpowers living in a utopia, I’m gonna have Soviet Union in it’s prime with 10,000 nuclear warheads.

@Meow the Cat  
But they don’t have “superpowers”. It’s basically an alternate universe where not only are genders flipped, but ponies and dragons are also flipped, along with a few extra differences here and there to keep it from getting stale. Their society is the result of ten thousand years of trial and error. As for what they can do, basically, one of the major differences is that dragons have tribes, just like ponies do, and that they function similarly to the pony versions. Well, all dragons can fly, but some (like the counterparts to Earth Ponies) are terrible at it. Their breath attacks are customized to reflect their “Greatest Skill” (read: Special Talent), but that’s about where their abilities end. Nuclear weapons are kinda overpowered in comparison to them. They’re still only beginning to figure out how to harness electricity.  
(Unlike Equestria, their world is actually supposed to be a distant future of a reflection of Earth, so nuclear weapons did exist on their world, but the only ones capable of countering that level of power would be the human remnants living in hiding because they tried to exterminate the dragons about thirty thousand years prior, which backfired, resulting in them flee the planet for space en masse, with only a scant few left behind because they were unable to mistake. The humans may be extremely advanced, but they are also few in number, so they wouldn’t be able to help at all, once again resulting in using nukes against these dragons like bringing a tank to a knife fight. It’s overkill.)

@Prism King  

Didn’t you say your dragons have a literal god on their side?  
I’m afraid nukes, at best, level the playing field – no pun intended.

@Exhumed Legume  
A literal god who may favor them, but never acts directly. One who acts through others through inspiration, not control, so as to maintain freedom of choice. Needless to say, the amount of divine intervention short of prompting them to know how to do it themselves is extremely limited.

@Prism King  
I mean, that’s not what

implies.

@Prism King  
Alrigt we could play off a universe war. Lets say there is a human universe where the Soviets ended up taking over the human world, and eventually discovered interdimensional travel, and the first random dimension they tried hopping to was equestria in your AU. This provides humans in equestria scenario, and also provides an in-universe nerf to the soviet superpower, since they can’t really keep pumping reinforcements through the portal left and right, the thing has size and quantity limits. So they come marchhing in and influence Glimmer enough to do “Our Town”, etc, stuff happens as it happens in the show, the soviets are pretty far away from equestrian borders, and are just sorta chilling there, building a “HIGHLY SECRET KGB BASE”. Then eventually when the Glimmer cause collapses, they begin moves to actually promote the “COMMUNIST MANIFESTO” themselves, hiring locals to do the dirty work for them, idk.  
Now take this and try tying it in with your universe, or cancel the RP altogether.

@Exhumed Legume  
That was a combination of jabbing and bluffing. And by the look of things, you bought it. Sure, that deity has that level of power, but that deity also has the restraint required to use it responsibly. Little whispers in the ear that one can choose whether or not to follow? Fine. Throwing a cosmic temper tantrum? Not fine. I didn’t give the details so as to bluff my way through. And it worked.

@Prism King  

As far as you know… ;)

@Exhumed Legume  
Well, you believed it meant direct intervention, didn’t you?  
The only reason for direct intervention is if there is no possible way to get mortals to accomplish it. Only then. If mortals can, they will be expected to, and the only thing they may be granted is a little boost in strength as a slight nudge. But other than that? Just suggestions unless the only way is through direct divine action.

And thus one tale ends, another due to begin.

this thread is since 11 month still going can’t wait for this year lol

@NeoEnvy  
We haven’t decided what we wanna do this year