Kirb
@DanielTepesKraus
Might as well copy over mine from the Crazy Headcanons thread:
Might as well copy over mine from the Crazy Headcanons thread:
THE CUTIE RE-MARK
ALTERNATE ENDINGStarlight: Wow, it sure is fun to be a part of the team now!Applejack: Uh, sugarcube, may I talk t’ you fer a sec?Twilight: Sure, AJ. What’s the problem?Applejack: Twi, ya do realize we got no reason t’ trust ’er, right?Twilight: Well, yeah, but she said she was sorry and she reformed.Applejack: But what makes ya believe that?Twilight: Um… she started crying and she sounded really convincing?Applejack: She could be lyin’! An’ what about Discord? Took way longer fer you t’ forgive ’im!Twilight: He’s a giant draconequus, Applejack.Applejack: An’ Starlight’s a mare who brainwashed an entire town an’ mindraped us. What’s yer point? She gets away wi’ it because she’s a pony?Twilight: Look, it’s my choice okay?Applejack: I got it, I got it. Just one other question.Twilight: Ugh, what now?Applejack: You said you an’ she went time travelin’ an’ all that, right?Twilight: Yes?Applejack: So why don’t ya go back in time to save yer library?Twilight: Huh?Applejack: Yer library. Ya coulda gone back an’ saved it from being blown up by Tirek. Heck, ya coulda gone back an’ stopped Trixie from takin’ over Ponyville, or warned us about Starlight…Twilight: Um… MIND ERASE SPELL!She erases Applejack’s mind, a la Men in Black.Applejack: Ugh, what happened?Twilight: Ah, Applejack, you were just talking about how you accept Starlight as a new friend and that I’m a great decision maker and never make mistakes!Applejack: Uh, yeah…Starlight: Um, you know I heard your whole conversation, right?Twilight: …ponyfeathers.