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@FlutterLove  
That’s silly, you’re silly!  
Twilight and Pinkie are obviously space aliens
 
And Rainbow Dash is a necromancer  
Rarity prowls the homeless shelters with a knife and garrote wire in order to get off  
Applejack watches Rarity to get off
 
Fluttershy makes meth at the behest of her abusive boyfriend
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Chrysalis is actually a mother to a sickly child. Said child is the driving force behind Chrysalis’ attack on Canterlot (which was against said child’s wishes).
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Another Headcanon of mine is that Trixie is either the daughter of, or a direct descendent of Grogar.
 
(Heck, I actually have several headcanons about Grogar.)
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There is a passage in relevations. Describing some kind of locust.
 
“And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men. And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.”
 
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A crown “like” gold. But instead it’s…whatever Chryssy’s crown is made of.
 
 
Mother of god…Queen Chrysalis is Abbadon!
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Blueblood has a list of every mare that has seriously hit on him, and has kept in contact with the less driven among them.
 
Nightmare Moon and Luna are both on this list, due to a mishap during her return where she attempted to seduce him, thinking he was Celestia’s husband/boy-toy.
 
Luna managed to make the mistake a second time.
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The reason ponies have to maintain the weather, nature and movement of celestial bodies is a result of Discord’s reign in the past. He fucked the natural laws to pieces and everything was so shattered that it was impossible to put things back together, there for ponies had to turn their natural talents towards running things for nature just to prevent an extinction level event.
 
The Everfree forest was unaffected because something older and darker than Discord lies beneath the earth there, slumbering and waiting for the time to rise and unleash unspeakable horrors upon the land.
 
The reason Celestia had Discord reformed and Twilight made an alicorn is because she knows it will rise soon and Equestria will need every weapon it can get if they want to preserve sapient life.
 
On a lighter note Celestia is Twilight’s biological father. Nopony knows because everyone involved was really, really drunk at the time.
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@gasmaskangel  
Have to? We know that areas without ponies still have functioning nature and weather. Turning Day and Night might be required, but while we’ve seen that ponies can stop the sun from rising, we don’t know if the sun will stop if they do nothing.
 
Even in the first season, we saw that areas without the ponies were still livable. As of the second, only the unicorns might provide a required service.
 
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Sounds good. Go for it.
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After a pony takes off the alicorn amulet they eventually will lose the ability to use magic at all. Within the next 2-3 years Trixie will not even be capable of using basic levitation for the rest of her life.
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@gasmaskangel  
The pegasi are covering a large area. That’s Equestria. It doesn’t change the fact that they don’t cover the entire world.
 
Why would we think that other races have the same abilities? While there are non-pony magic users, and some of them can at least ape unicorn magic, we haven’t seen other weather controllers. Even Zecora, for all her skill as a naturalist/alchemist/witch doctor, hasn’t been said to have earth pony nature abilities.
 
Changelings don’t really have a country and were nearly unknown, dragons have no sign of any kind of government and only Spike has shown magic, and the other sapient beings seem to have even less supernatural abilities. Where are these supposed other species with equivalent abilities?
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@Sjogre  
Mostly I was thinking in terms of weather control, specifically griffons. They can stand on clouds like pegasi, so it makes sense that they could push them around like them as well.
 
The only thing we see magic being necessary for is raising the sun and moon, so presumably the unicorns/the Princesses doing this affects the whole world.
 
Also we haven’t really seen anything outside of Equestria, who’s to say that the lands outside its borders aren’t a freaking death world?
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@gasmaskangel  
Birds and insects can also stand on clouds. They don’t affect weather patterns. Standing on clouds seems to come from flight, not weather control. Weather control is also a lot more complicated than just pushing clouds, and even being able to stand on a cloud doesn’t mean that it would stay intact when you try to push it. Contrariwise, unicorns can control weather, but that magic is unrelated to walking on clouds.
 
We know that Equestria was livable before ponies came. We have zero reason to believe that only places with ponies are livable. Especially since Appleloosa expanded into the already livable buffalo territories.
 
Incidentally, while it was never addressed, the seemingly non-existent population of pegasoi strongly implied that the Appleloosans were relying on natural weather rather than having it made to order. The buffalo showed no signs of any kind of magic, and even if they had weather control, had no reason to use it on their behalf.
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@Sjogre  
Birds and insects are not sapient and going by Winter Wrap Up require outside assistance just to do something that should be completely natural to them (migrating back up north at the beginning of spring.)
 
Additionally ponies are fearful of the Everfree Forest precisely because natural patterns of weather and animal life still occur there which implies that the concept of non controlled nature is an alien one to ponies.
 
If the weather in Appaloosa is naturally occurring then why weren’t they freaking out about it?
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@gasmaskangel  
Aside from the fact that the animals in Equestria seem to have been tamed by the ponies…
 
Winter Wrap-Up takes place over about a day, much faster than animals would migrate naturally. Without pony help, it would probably just take more time for the animals, rather than not happening at all.
 
Birds and insects are not sapient
 
So what? Being unintelligent wouldn’t stop them from making a mess of things, and that doesn’t seem to be an issue. At all.
 
If the weather in Appaloosa is naturally occurring then why weren’t they freaking out about it?
 
Because there wasn’t a forest of monsters and magic plants? The uncontrolled weather is the most minor issue of the Everfree, and seems to be more the result of ponies staying away than anything else. It’s also not in the heart of Equestria, so being outside of pony influence wouldn’t be as odd.
 
Also? Appleloosa has been there for a while. The townsfolk have had enough time to get use to how the weather works.
 
Seriously, ponies being freaked out by natural weather comes from a throwaway line. We’ve no reason to think that they place that much weight on it, especially when we know that they’ve been to places outside of pony control.
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