Crazy Headcanons

When Diamond Tiara gets older, her relationship with her mother will be a lot like that of Lex and Lionel Luthor from “Smallville”. (The early seasons, anyhow, I lost interest at some point.)

Octavia is a collector of car and Motorcycles, and owns a whole vqarity of of them in her home, some of which are one of a kind or prototypes

When she was a filly, before she got her cutie mark, Marble Pie found a mirror pool and accidentally fell into it. While she stayed on the farm, her clone ran off to Canterlot, dyed and restyled her mane, and got her cutie marks as a talented cellist.
 
(Yes, I am implying that Octavia was Marble’s clone.)

Discord wrote letters of apology to everyone following the Tirek incident.

@Background Pony #9C38  
Didn’t you already post that?

Despite what most ponies think, vinyl Scratch isn’t the wild party animal ponies make her out to be. While she does like to go partying every now and then, she would rather spen most of her night having a relaxing bath, watch a movie/ watching tv/ playing video games, and cuddling up next to Octavia.

There is a legend among the Diamond Dogs, and the legend is true, of a sacred figure, a mortal gifted with divine powers who know the language of rocks. A simple pony with the strength and aloofness of a mountain, who can see inside boulders and know at a glance which ledges are not so strong as they appear. As unreadable as nature itself, she could be an incredible ally or a terrifying foe. In hushed tones, they refer to her as the Stone-Speaker… For none dare speak the name of Maud in vain.

Despite what most ponies think, DT and SS are actually really strong and athletic ponies.
 
Diamond Tiara is a black belt Karate,Kung Fu and Kickboxing, and has won medals in martial art competitions. She has also represented Ponyville in several gymnast competitions.
 
Silver Spoon is also a black belt in Judo, Tae-Kwon-do and Amateur wrestling. She is also part of a local basketball and football and succour team.
 
They are also part of the schools cheerleader team.

@ice1517  
Babs Seed is aeven stronger, the only thing stopping her from bench-pressing the clubhouse is the fact that it’s firmly rooted in the ground.
 
In contrast, Apple Bloom is extremely weak (see: Karate scene in Call of the Cutie), in spite of the fact that the only similarly-aged filly who’s bigger is Babs. Applejack fears it’s a genetic defect. It is. The FBN1 gene on chromosome 15, to be exact.

Maud Pie is a black belt in Rock Fu. She once single-hoofedly saved the Pie family rock farm from a pack of timber wolves.

Spoiled Rich has never laid a hoof on Diamond Tiara. This is not a sign of any maternal tenderness on her part, however. Rather, she is very concerned her daughter’s appearance, wanting her to look perfectly elegant at all times. Thus, as cruel and abusive as she might be, she would never do anything that might leave a mark… And Celestia help Diamond Tiara should she get a bruise elsewhere!
 
@ice1517  
Ive headcanoned this before, but Sweetie Belle is also surprisingly strong for a filly her age, particularly a unicorn her age. Athletic, however, is another matter entirely.
 
 
@evil_eric  
Timber Wolves? I’d have expected it to be Rock Hounds.

@ice1517  
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are also really good break-dancers.

@ice1517  
Diamond Tiara’s triumphs were made even sweeter by the conniptions they gave her mother.
 
 
@ice1517  
To this day, Diamond and Silver address Rarity as “sensei”.

@Scrounge  
Except rarity never teached them. Why would you teach someone who is bullying your younger sister and her friends?

@ice1517  
Hypothetically? Perhaps your sister and her friends didn’t tell you about it.

@Scrounge
 
She gets it from her father, notable for being one of the few unicorns in the Equestrian Hoofball League.

I wonder if there is a chef pony who is like a food version of Rarity(Fashion)?  
What about a epicure who’s a foodie version of Lemon Zest(Music)?

@MrXemnas1992  
More evidence that Friendship Games takes place after season 5?

There is religion in Equestria. Both real ones (Islam, Jewish, Christian ect) and ones related to ponies

@ice1517
 
No offense to you, but the second part doesn’t quite make sense. How did Earth religions get to Equestria?
 
And while there are almost certainly religions centered around Celestia and Luna, they’re probably not comfortable being worshipped, they just want to be loved like any other normal pony.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Which, like most worship of powerful beings, is going to stop all of no one.
 
Hell, Ahuitzotl is Celly’s most dedicated worshipper.

@YetAnotherBrony  
If you want, you could just say that ponies had their version of those religions, and say that there are pony version of Muhammad and Jesus and what not.

In times of desperation, vampire fruits bats will rip open and consume the innards of regular fruit bats for sustenance.
 
The smaller fruit bats will often seek refuge with timber wolves during these times, whom will migrate to more fertile lands in times of ecological collapse. These ‘forest runs’ have been known to travel miles for months at a time.

@ice1517
 
That doesn’t make sense given the fact that ponies seem to worship Celestia. Or, at least, they put Celestia’s name in place of “god” in the pseudo-religious expressions that have crept into daily language (“For the love of Celestia,” “Celestia only knows,” etc.).