Crazy Headcanons

@ice1517  
Silver Spoon has been taking gymnastics since she was a little filly.
 
Ponies are much less prone to lactose intolerance than humans. In the case of those who are (namely Twilight Fartkle Sparkle) they need to consume far more lactose to cause a gastointestinal reaction than a lactose intolerant human would.
 

@Crystal Neighybánya  
Lactose is one of the magical activators, so it’s virtually unheard of in unicorns. Ironically, Twilight is the only living recorded case.

@Wiimeiser  
Yes please :)
 
also, Rumble has decide to wear the most revealing outfit. He wears socks that go to the ankle instead of wearing stocking likes the other cheerleaders, a skirt that goes to his thighs instead of his knees, and a short sleeved top instead of a long one. Silver spoon wears a short sleeved one as well, but that’s only because the material used d=fir the long sleeved ones make her arms all itchy.
 
Rumble joined the Cheerleading team for 2 reasons :1, he wanted to join a sports team without doing and physical contact sports and 2, he wanted a excuse to wear girls clothes.
 
The other girls were surprisingly ok with him being on the team, but were a bit weirded out at first.

My Filly Height Chart has some weird stuff. Dinky smol, Apple Bloom and Babs 3spoopy5me (to a lesser extent Scootaloo as well). Love Twilight’s, though.

Fluttershy is actually the physically strongest of the Mane 6. Her strength rivals that of Maud’s.
 
Rarity is the weakest. Sure, she knows some martial arts but it has been a while since she truly worked out.

@HJSDGCE  
Rarity is still stronger than Apple Bloom. Mind you, Apple Bloom 1. is only weaker than the rest of her family because she has Marfan Syndrome which weakens her connective tissue and 2. can still bench-press Twilight’s chariot one-handed without breaking a sweat.

@Wiimeiser  
Some pony guards cry in their sleep, knowing how inferior they are to the Mane 6.

@HJSDGCE  
Apple Bloom is also the weakest of the CMC, though taking into account what I said previously, plus the fact that Twilight’s chariot is made of gold…

Part of the reason the feud between the Hooffields and the McColts got so bad and did so much damage is that neither side wanted to be there, and they took it out on each other.
 
Granny Smith is not actually Applejack’s grandmother. Applejack’s grandmother also called her Granny Smith, as did several generations of Apples before her. The blood relation’s genuine, Applejack’s a direct female-line descendant, but not her granddaughter; you’d have to tack ion about a dozen “great”s before you got to the “granddaughter” part.
 
Sunset Shimmer had a falling out with Snips and Snails because they blamed everything they did entirely on her, rather than admitting that they participated in her plans by choice and taking responsibility for their actions. When she tried to confront them about it, they shouted for a teacher and claimed she was threatening them. She got a week’s worth of detention and will never speak to them again unless it’s a genuine emergency.
 
@Background Pony #E8AE  
Well, it’d really be just Discord and Rainbow Dash. Sombra would either be dead or have no suggestions other than “CRYSTALSSS…”
 
And Luna’s not bad at everything. If nothing else, she’s been very successful as a child psychologist.
 
 
@Wiimeiser  
Sweetie Belle is the strongest…
 

 
…But we knew that already.

@Scrounge  
Granted she’s the shortest but stockiest of the CMC

Twilight’s chariot isn’t actually made of gold, as that would not be aerodynamic.  
It’s made out of light pieces of metal like aluminium and titanium and painted gold to symbolise royalty.

The CMCs cutie marks are shaped exactly like the Equestrian highway route number shield, though the actual design is different. What significance this has is not fully understood.

Cabbages are the largest organic exports in Equestria with apples being second by 5 percent.
 
This caused the two families that handle their respective products to have an intense rivalry.

starlight glimmer is Countess Coloratura’s biggest fan.

@ice1517
 
It’s her deepest, darkest secret.
 
Imagine her surprise (and delight) when she heard Svengallop hot fired. Maybe he can make her into a superstar, spread the message of perfect equality through the power of music….
 
Trixie is the classic loony fan of Coloratura. She hums bits of “It’s a Spectacle” before every performance. She even broke into her house once and left a recording of her singing.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I was think of Starlight being like SpongeBob when he met Kevin (hi Coloratura). She also has a a life like || sex pillow and sex doll || of her.
 
And its not her darkest secret, she openly admits she’s her biggest fan. she owns all the cds (including her indy stuff she did before she made it big), shirts, and posters.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders’ matching cutie marks are more special than they know, linking them together on a profound level. Through this connection, if they act as one, they have the potential to perform alicorn magic. After all, an alicorn is a single entity that is earth pony, unicorn, and pegasus. This is not so different from an earth pony, a unicorn, and a pegasus who are parts of the same whole, is it?

@Scrounge
 
When they grow older and fully into their bodies and their magic, they can actually (temporarily) merge together into one alicorn.

@YetAnotherBrony  
However, they will not be a princess in this form, as they cannot remain merged long enough to get through a coronation without losing the ability to separate again.

Each individual universe has a version that split with Rainbow Dash’s Sonic Rainboom in the past: one where it hppened, and one where id didn’t.

Spitfire has been going through most of her wonderbolt career with a very badly broken neck and a concussion, both of which no one knows about.

@ice1517
 
I know this is the CRAZY Headcanon thread but….how?

@YetAnotherBrony  
If Kurt Angle was able to win Gold for wrestling in the Olympics with a broken neck, and Daniel Bryan kept wrestling with concussions, im sure Spitfire could do it.
 
Alternatively, this: Spitfire was very good at being able to hide the fact that she had one. Plus, she has potions that make the user ignore all types of pain- both mental, emotional and physical - and has negated the effects of the injuries.
 
Or the doctors and medical staff of the wonderbolts suck balls.
 
And like you said: its the CRAZY headcanon thread, we all made some shit that makes no damn sense, and other stupid shit. It dosnt hurt to go wild here.

@ice1517
 
Sorry, it’s just that EMT training is like unless the patient is in danger of dying right there, you stabilize the head and neck.

@YetAnotherBrony  
its a cartoon, I don’t think we need to worry about real life medical stuff. Beisdes, if we did, all that stuff that got dropped on Twilight during Pinkie Keen would have killed her.