Crazy Headcanons

@ice1517
 
It was actually her mother Spoiled. One day, she bitched so hard, it tore open a hole in reality and created a bitch singularity, which annihilated Equestria.

@YetAnotherBrony  
And that kids, is what happens when 2 bitches try to have a bitch off.

Starlight and Moondancer are both very fast and good rappers.
 
They frequently have freestyle raps between them.

Every fanfic Timeline is somehow a result of Starlight muddling with Timeline.
 
Fallout Equestria: Actually her fault.
 
No wings Twi worlds: her fault.
 
Dark Fics: Her fault.
 
Fall of Equestria: Her Fault.
 
Rarity slips and breaks a horse shoe AU: Her fault.

||Nightmare Moon Timeline:
 
After watching the fight between Starlight and Twilight, Rainbow Dash become friends with the bullies who was watching the fight with her. Overtime, she started to act like them, picking on the weak.
 
She betrayed Celestia and joined Nightmare Moon’s army which help NM defeat Celestia. ||

In the human world, after the events of the season finale, Starlight became a Born-Again Christian.

@Princess♠Molestia  
Glad I’m not the on;y one with this headcanon
 
Diamond Tiara’s mother not being Spoiled Rich: Her fault.
 
Diamond Tiara in a horrific vehicular accident and dying in hospital between Twilight’s coronation and the Plundervine attack: Her fault.
 
Sweetie Belle being stillborn: Her fault.
 
The CMC getting their patches as cutie marks after helping a dyslexic Silver Spoon aspire to become a teacher: Her fault.
 
The CMC become hookers: Her fault.
 
Fluttershy Gets a Papercut: Her fault.
 
The CMC get spirited away to an upside-down floating island and have to help their anthro selves defeat a demon: Her fault.

@Wiimeiser  
Equestria Girls: Her Fault. She accidentally stepped in the primordial ooze.

@Princess♠Molestia  
“Reflections”: Her fault. She “accidentally” broke the Tree of Harmony.
 
Dinoquestria, from the same comic: Her fault. The primordial ooze again.

The “Hatch a dragon’s egg” test was just one of Celestia’s pranks. In all the alternate timelines, Twilight simply becomes a regular student instead of Celestia’s personal apprentice.
 
Of course because of this, she never learns the super powerful magic she needs to fight the villains in any of the alternate timelines.

@Background Human  
Double Rainboom: Her fault.

@atalarikt  
She didn’t regret it one bit, showing just how evil she is.

@HJSDGCE  
_{Dusk’s Dawn: Her fault.}

@atalarikt  
What else is Starlight Glimmer’s fault? Scootaloo’s wings becoming the Planet Phaaze, to name one…

Had the yaks invaded, it would have resulted in the devastated timeline.

The MLP villains hierarchy is not literally Sombra < Chyrsalis < Nightmare Moon < Tirek < Discord < Flim and Flam. Twilight was just using hyperbole.

The Spa Sisters put up a large “NO WRESTLING!” sign by the mud bath. It doesn’t actually stop any ponies from wrestling, but it does save the sisters from being sued.

Derpy, Bon Bon and Cheerilee are all friends that were part of a elite Spec Ops unit. Cheerilee and Derpy would later o be disgusted and traumatized by the acts of cruelty they saw on missions, and bothe requested to have a easier job as Royal guards at the Princesses place. While Derpy stayed as part of the royal guard, Cheerilee later decide she wanted a more peaceful job, and decide to become a teacher.
 
Bon Bon is still part of the Spec Ops unit, but now only works part time, as she is more focused on being a secret agemt, and for wanting to stay closer to her lover Lyra.

Princess Luna can turn pegasi into bat ponies (though the ears don’t always come out right), but does not use this ability much because, well, it’s not nice to change somepony’s race without asking first. Nightmare Moon abused the hell out of it though.
 
Princess Celestia can turn bat ponies into pegasi, but since there are already plenty of pegasi and bat ponies are pretty rare, she doesn’t unless they somehow became a bat pony when they didn’t want to.
 
Octavia is Pip’s aunt.
 
Even though they share the same group of friends now, Starlight Glimmer and Discord still hate each other.
 
Any love a changeling offers to another being is love that they no longer have and thus cannot draw nourishment from.
 
@Wiimeiser  

 
Is “fault” the right thing to call it when someone accidentally improves things?

@Scrounge  

 
Which makes sense, since they are polar opposites of each other.

Celestia hates plebian food.  
She only eat it out of respect.

@HJSDGCE  
Meanwhile on the other hoof.  
Luna has been known to crave junk food.

@Scrounge  
And Discords just a dick in general

The Shadow Six’s pony forms are as follows:
 
Twilight - unicorn  
Sour Sweet - unicorn  
Indigo Zap - pegasus  
Sunny Flare - pegasus  
Lemon Zest - earth  
Sugarcoat - earth

@YetAnotherBrony  
Exactly.