Crazy Headcanons

All of the alternate timelines created by Starlight still exist in the multiverse, but they all got happy endings not too long after Twilight left them. Some examples:
 
Changelings: Chrysalis was defeated by the resistance and Zecora become a national hero of Equestria.
 
Wasteland Timeline: New races emerged as the dominant life forms of the planet who took up the burden of Harmony, with the Ponies and others remembered as a mysterious Precursor. civilization.

The characters in Equestria Girls don’t have belly buttons.
 
Also, there are magnetic fields used to hold girls’ skirts down and keep them from flashing.

Starlight’s been put on medication to help with her mental illness. Whatever her faults, she genuinely wants to get better and she’s terrified of what will happen if she forgets to take it.
 
I know that will never happen, but I want to see this episode.

Vinyl and Octavia are very excellent dancers, but have the worst singing voices in the world.

@Kirb  
The Equestria in Equestria Girls is solely focused on school, the majority of the people who live there are teenagers.

@Pepsi Twist  
Oh, and the reason there are so few adults is because there’s actually a big war happening, and most of them are drafted for the war effort (particularly males).

Starlight might actually be stronger than Twilight, but that may be because of how they use magic.
 
Twilight is the classic wizard: years of study and excellent discipline, an “academic” view of magic.
 
Starlight is a sorceror: magic is a means to an end. See a problem, throw some magic at it and “fix” it!

@Kirb  

 
If memory serves there was a brief 1-frame navel shot in Friendship Games, there was a screencap of it here somewhere. Or maybe i was just fanart…

Equestria Girls Sombra is an avid wargamer and is best friends with Shining Armor.

As Hoofdini prepared for the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive, there were times he kept so busy that he seemed to be in two places at once, and his assistants sometimes overheard him muttering to himself, but could rarely pick out any words other than “mirror”, which he said strangely often.

@Wiimeiser  
I’ll have to look up on that. You’d think I would’ve heard about that by now if it happened because I kinda have a thing for belly buttons XD

@Background Pony #B36A  
All of them split into two timelines, one good, one bad. The good ending for the Tirek timeline has Babs Seed save the day.
 
@Kirb  
>>998447 seems to be the closest.

@Wiimeiser  
Huh. Why didn’t I notice that?
 
Ya sure that isn’t an edit? I’m checking on this page right now to see if they have it too.

“How do you get your hair to do that?” is Princess Celestia’s personal equivalent of “How do you type with boxing gloves on?”

No, it really is there. And it only took three movies for one to be partially exposed!

In an alternate universe where Trixie is a pegasus, she became a stunt flyer and is known as the Swift and Aerodynamic Trixie.
 
In an alternate universe where Trixie is an earth pony, she became a bodybuilder and is known as the Ripped and Invincible Trixie.

@Nyperold  
 
Yup, you’re right! Guess I can add this to my list of nuked headcanons. Not that I have a problem with that of course XD

Each of the following episodes has been the series finale in an alternate universe:
 
The Best Night Ever  
The Return of Harmony Part 2  
Sisterhooves Social  
The Last Roundup  
MMMystery on the Friendship Express  
One Bad Apple  
Magical Mystery Cure  
Pinkie Pride  
Trade Ya!  
Slice of Life  
Crusaders of the Lost Mark  
The Mane Attraction  
The Crystalling - Part 2  
Flutter Brutter
 
These are just of the episodes we know in ours thus far.

@Wiimeiser  
I feel bad for those in the universe where The Best Night Ever was the last episode. They only got one season of pony. For five long years they’ve waited for more.
 
It is our duty to find a way into these universes and show them how the story continues.

While it may be true that Starswirl was known as the greatest unicorn of Equestria, he was not the most powerful.
 
Starswirl was a genius in magic theory but for the higher advanced spells, he needed more powerful unicorns to cast them as he did not have the sufficient magic power and control to do so.
 
He usually travels the world in search of new ideas and learn spells he had not yet learned. Though, only slightly more than a quarter of it had he mastered. Sometimes, he would bring in a new student he found which had the talent and power for magic.
 
This is why his students are known as the most powerful unicorns ever lived and while some were renowned for their greatness, others were feared due to their evil.
 
Not all of Starswirl’s student grew to become good ponies.

@JP  
Sisterhooves Social, The Last Roundup, One Bad Apple, Trade Ya!, and likely Flutter Brutter would make for epic fail Gainax Endings.

Rainbow Dash’s embarrassing Wonderbolt nickname will be Solo Wing Pixy.

@Background Pony #9BD9
 
I feel like that’s a reference to something.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Correctamundo. Pixy is the deuteragonist and || final boss || of Ace Combat Zero.

Fluttershy’s brother is actually more emotionally frail than she is. He doesn’t have a job because his self-confidence was shattered and he thinks he isn’t good at his talent.
 
I really want the episode to go this route.