Crazy Headcanons

TheHappySpaceman
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sweet F.A.
In a terrible marketing move, Joe started selling burgers and changed the shop’s name to Bonut Joe’s.
 
It failed and he switched back.
 
(I’m so sorry.)
Background Pony #63F6
Discord is initially from village where everybody names their children after negative thing, so the forces that be would be confused and not send any negative thing their way (Let’s send pandemic to their little village! Oh, wait a minute, they already have Pandemic and Disease, nevermind.).
 
(It’s true for some IRL cultures)
Background Pony #8FF6
Sonata is naturally a bit chubby. Aria is thin and short. Adagio has an hourglass figure and is the tallest of the three (not counting their hair).
 
After being chased out of Canterlot High, they learned instruments and formed a metal band, eventually regaining their ability to sing.
Twi Clown
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!

Übermensch in training
Sunset might have a good body appeal, but by barely one or two inches she’s slighty shorter than average.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
Mayor Mare and Cheerilee get drunk together and bitch about Twilight waltzing in and taking over. Amethyst Star joins them sometimes.
Nyperold

Tickling Pony Bellies
@Scrounge
 
Alternatively:
 
Twilight’s happy to leave the governing of local stuff to the mayor,  
her curriculum doesn’t have that much overlap with a regular school’s (one of the points of “Marks for Effort”), and  
there’s enough on Twilight’s plate, and enough things that need organization, that Amethyst still finds work, even getting referrals from Twilight when others come to her while she’s too busy to handle it.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Nyperold  
Alternatively:
 
All that stuff is true, but they still resent her anyways. Particularly Mayor Mare, who still has to keep getting re-elected rather than being Chosen By Fate (tm) like certain someponies she could name, and who’s pretty sure Twilight could pull rank on any time she damn well pleased, even if she hasn’t chosen to thus far.
 
And as for the School of Friendship curriculum, all I can say is that overlap or not, somepony better be teaching these kids math, grammar, etc. (Though I guess Yona would probably be excused from grammar class in the name of cultural sensitivity and/or as a favor to the grammar professor.)
Ansi-Marelina
Artist -

FREAKIN LOSER
The most common religion in modern equstria is alicornism, which is the worship of an alicorn goddess who created everything, Celestia and Luna aren’t worshipped, but they have a very high status in the religion, they are believed to be connected to the goddess somehow
 
It’s kind of like “divine right to rule” or something
SwordKing
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Whenever she goes to a basketball game, EQG Pinkie Pie wears the visiting team’s jersey in hopes the home team’s mascot will slam a giant cake into her face. EQG Rainbow Dash doesn’t have the heart to tell her NBA mascot cake attacks are usually staged.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
Tempest had unrequited romantic feelings for the Storm King, which is why she was so loyal and trusting towards him despite her dog-eat-dog mentality.
Mildgyth
Best Pink Pony - For being the first person to reach 50k uploads, managing the site's featured images, and countless other contributions to the site.
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -

Senior Moderator
Humata, Hukhta, Hvarshta
@Ansi-Marelina
 
That’s similar to mine; Celestia and Luna were earth ponies that were elevated to alicornhood after defeating Discord, and these feats, which fit into the religious doctrine, helped them to be adopted by the then-ruler.
DarkObsidian
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Economist -

Smiling Panzerfuchs 2.0
@Mildgyth
 
Uh, Mildgyth, I don’t want to get in your way, but in Princess Twilight Sparkle, Part 2 you can clearly see them as Alicorns already, before they use the Elements of the Harmony against him. From minute 05:22 - 06:24.
 
@Ansi-Marelina
 
Well, as much as I appreciate the attempts to transfer religions into a fantasy world like Equestria, I have to say that this scenario of yours doesn’t work that way. No offense.
 
I admit that the worship of Alicorns has already reached a level bordering on religious devotion, yet I am not convinced that this really is a kind of worship. Not to mention that gods haven’t their fingers in the pie.
 
No, from my perspective it seems more logical to me that the Alicorns (and the lost tribe of the Alicorns) stand for all the good in the three Pony tribes. The Alicorns act here as mediators and good examples. Especially unicorns try to emulate them in grace, sublimity and good behaviour. Which is very good, because otherwise they would probably tend to give in to their cruel side.
 
Just my humble opinion.
Binkyt11
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Best Art Program Ever - For artists who were courageous enough to draw something for the April Fools day.

Sleep isn't real.
The Alicorn Amulet, along with mind control, will take a good portion of a users magic away. For Earth Ponies, they will be weak and more vulnerable to injury and disease; Most pegasi will lose the ability of flight from a few weeks to years, or in cases to prolonged exposure— permanently lose the ability to fly and walking in clouds naturally; and Unicorns can lose all of their magic and Magical abilities, or in a few cases of the “lucky” ones— Most of it that will slowly regenerate and can be relearned over time. They are also the most likely race to develop mental disorders after removal of the amulet since the removal of so much magic all at once rewires their neurological funtions.
 
Note: This only affects the user and not anypony who was near or hit by the magic.
insaneunicorn

one headcannon I have is that the sun in the mlp world is much dimmer than ours, it’s why their eyes are so large. so if ponies came to earth they would have to wear shades because daylight on earth would be painfully bright to them as their eyes would be letting in so much light. what we see in the show is based off how ponies see, but if it was based on human eye brightness everything would look a lot dimmer to us.
Jarkes
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Transformers Thread

GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
Jackpot is NOT a deadbeat dad and was in fact a huge part of Trixie’s life growing up, and they talk to each other at least once a week.
Binkyt11
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Best Art Program Ever - For artists who were courageous enough to draw something for the April Fools day.

Sleep isn't real.
The age difference between Ponies and their human counter parts is usually in between 5-10 years. The pony being born first, and the human being born usually some time after or around the time their pony counterpart earns their cutie mark. It’s very rare for them to be born less then 5 years after, and on very rare occasions they will be born at nearly the same time. For beings in the ponyverse who are are thousands of years old, every 10-50 years or so a new reincarnation of their human forms will be born once their former human forms at the have died.
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