Headcanons you're sick of

Sci-Twi fell in love with Flash

@RhodieNite  
Yep, that one is dumb considering she seems pretty happy with Timber.

Probably one of the dumbest is that some of those horses might be The Gays(TM).

The whole “There are far more mares than stallions” gender ratio.
 
It’s an interesting one on its own, but 9/10 times it’s used to “justify” lesbian ships.

@Dustcan  
It’s also bullshit. People using it to justify lesbians is dumb. No one needs a reason for you to ship what you ship.

@Dustcan
 
 
@LightningBolt  
Also don’t forget justifying a mass harem with all of the main 6 and someone’s OC.

@MadVillan  
Or generic faceless self insert human males.

@LightningBolt  
My dislike of faceless males is 50/50 it’s just genuinely creepy / it robs him of his ability to emote :P

@Badumsquish  
Emotions are key in a lot of stuff. Them not being there makes things sterile.

@LightningBolt  
Depends.

@MadVillan  
Or Spike.

@EPPony  
Or treat him as a self insert

@Rubs  
Especially that, it’s utterly tiresome seeing it, same for Big Mac as well.

Rainbow Dash being a lesbian. I don’t understand why they keep pushing that one.

The majority of time an artist draws a “reformed” Siren that’s traveled back to Equestria they’re turned into ponies for whatever reason, usually to show they’re not “monsters” anymore It’s kinda racist

@MadVillan  
Sirens can be good without needing to be ponies.

@MadVillan  
It’s based on their toy box art where they’re depicted as ponies.

Can we revive this thread? I liked it.
 
I’m sick of people calling the planet Equestria is on Equs. I honestly couldn’t think of a worse name for it and makes pretty much all the ponies look braid-dead. But besides that, the plant has been confirmed as being named Earth for the longest time, so there’s really no excuse for it.

Has anyone ever heard of a headcanon that the EQG world is the human world, one where the original humans died in the distant past and technicolour humans took over as the new dominant species?

@Violet Rose in The Rain  
I think that maybe that’s just a fantasy people have, but nobody actually thinks that… Or, maybe they did. That’s just me.

Sunset and Starlight being rivals. I hate those who still think that they are mortal enemies despite Mirror Magic saying otherwise.

@ILoveMyoozik  
But what about
 
 
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@MadVillan  
Phooey!!! I’m not letting some colored drawings on a book change my mind.

@MadVillan  
The thing is, Starlight and Sunset aren’t especially like one another, except in the sense that they’re both powerful unicorns and reformed villains. Their backgrounds and personalities are quite different.

@Lurks-no-More  
They’re more alike than one might think.