Background Pony #1797
I had a weird dream about being raped by a pack of dogs.
Then I went inside this small wooden outhouse that turned into a giant prison bathroom with no urinals, and when I whipped it out to piss my dick looked like an egg.
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Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36772
KennyC 
I wish I had a female friend I could talk to about things that got me off, and what I found attractive about females in general
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36771
๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ 
Every time Iโm ready to jerk off something comes up!
This is getting downright spooky.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36769
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
@Background Pony #052D
Feels like that would be painful, but Iโm sure more general threads would pass it out willingly.
Feels like that would be painful, but Iโm sure more general threads would pass it out willingly.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36768
Background Pony #052D
I feel like there should be a dating advice thread. Iโve been asking for it here and it doesnโt really fit.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36764
Background Pony #1797
Blowjobs are turning women into lesbians.
Sheโll wipe the grime of countless souls from her mouth and her bones crackle as she sets her sights on another women.
Next thing you know they team up against you and youโre suffering from irritable bowl syndrome in a zoo.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36763
RD4590 
Vortex Clipper
@Lord WyrmSpawN
Gay may like to stick their dick into other male, but not necessarily craving for dicks. So yes.
Gay may like to stick their dick into other male, but not necessarily craving for dicks. So yes.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36762
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@Lord WyrmSpawN
โฆWhat? I guess if they are sticking it in guyโs bums/mouths, though less so if into another gal.
โฆWhat? I guess if they are sticking it in guyโs bums/mouths, though less so if into another gal.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36761
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
So, how do you respond to the theory that futanari enthusiasts actually crave dick more than male homosexuals?
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36759
Hali the Emoji girl
Goth Cinnamon Roll
They also do this to characters with regular hair colors too for some reason.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36758
แถใาใฉ ไนใฅๅๅา 
Zamasu
@Meanlucario
I wouldnโt know. There are no rural strip clubs in Utah. Just a few in Salt Lake City.
I wouldnโt know. There are no rural strip clubs in Utah. Just a few in Salt Lake City.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36755
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@Hali the Emoji girl
Iโm guessing an assumption of the hair being dyed.
Iโm guessing an assumption of the hair being dyed.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36754
Hali the Emoji girl
Goth Cinnamon Roll
Female character has obvious pink hair or etc, porn artist draws her with black pubic hair for some dumb reason. Why the fuck do they do this?
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36753
๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Every time I jerk off I canโt dream about sex
@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Probably still could seeing that you autographed it
Probably still could seeing that you autographed it
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36752
๐๐๐๐ซ 
I will be flying out of town this 24th.โฆand Iโm gonna do some โwatching porn in-flightโ challenge. I hope I make it for just 10 seconds. LolRemember what I promised. ๐คช
Just discovered mid-flight indecency could land me in jail for 6 years. I dodged an asteroid right there a year ago, heh.
Generals » Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW] » Post 36751
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
@Meanlucario
Only if itโs something like crabs, which Iโm sure exists in some form off a body.
Only if itโs something like crabs, which Iโm sure exists in some form off a body.
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