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@HighRollerHydra  
This (meaning that story synopsis) is a joke, right?
 
This sounds worse than that planned Three Stooges movie Make Mine Manila in which the boys go through the Bataan Death March, the Rape of Manila, and guerrilla warfare against Imperial Japan in the Philippines. “High”light of the movie: Larry goes in drag to escape a POW camp, only to get dragged off and raped by a drunken Japanese sergeant. Upon his return to Moe and Curly Joe (this film would have been shot in the late 60’s) Larry complains that “I kept sayin’ ‘No’, but he just wouldn’t stop!” Then Moe belts him for being a whore. I Am Not Making This Up.

@Jarkes  
Well, actually, my mom wants to see it too.

@HighRollerHydra
 
You sound like you’d get along great with my brother. He loves watching bad movies so that he can have fun with how bad they are.

@441TheSecond  
I know…
 
I’mma go see it anyway. :D

@HighRollerHydra  
Wow
 
That sounds like the most retarded thing in the planet.

Here’s some important details I’ve found about the “Sausage Party” script, major spoiler alert. Some of it MIGHT have changed in the years between, I bet.
 
First, Brenda (hot dog bun) and Frank (sausage) accidentally get left in the supermarket when they fell out of their packaging, which was formed from when they “touched tips”, or fingertips even though the song said they were supposed to stay in their packages until they get purchased, which was to prevent the suicide of a jar of Honey Mustard, who was bought but returned when the human needed regular Mustard.
 
Second, Barry (the deformed sausage who is only half the size of his friends) manages to escape the carnage and ends up getting carried home by a druggie, who injects himself with heroin, and thus manages to communicate with the food. And a roll of toilet paper is still scarred from what the druggie did to him.
 
A bottle of Douche will be the villain of the movie, who seeks revenge against Frank during the suicide-prevention scene, who accidentally tore off his flower tab, de-flowering him. He recruits some rats in his plot to kill Frank.
 
Frank learns from a bottle of Firewater liquor that the food had already known what humans do to them back in the 1950s, but he and some non-perishables like a Twinkie, a box of rice and canned tuna made up a song to calm them down and make them believe that their wildest and wettest dreams will come true outside the market.
 
Frank rescues Brenda, Sammy (bagel), Lavash (lavash wrap) and Teresa (a lesbian taco) from Douche, and after showing them a cookbook of the foods getting slaughtered, they decide to fuck it all. Literally, they have a major orgy. A food orgy.
 
Frank delivers the evidence through the store, and Barry returns announcing that the “Gods” (the humans) aren’t as immortal as they believe. So they prep themselves for the ultimate showdown to save their skins, and they inject all the humans, both employees and shoppers, with the heroin Barry stole, allowing them to actually kill the humans.
 
Then Douche tries to actually EAT Frank, but meets his end when he gets shoved into the butthole of Darren, a teenager working the market who’s referred to as the “Dark Lord” because he throws away expired food products. Then the two are launched away by a tank of propane gas, which explodes and covers the store in blood.
 
Lavash sacrifices himself to choke a Rabbi.
 
And…yeah…

so has anyone made a luna loud = luna with royal canterlot voice jokes yet? I’m bad at delivering them.

@ice1517  
I’ve…already read the script (which got leaked during the Sony hack of 2014, and I mainly wanted to see if they had any jabs toward people with autism like me), and the first song about the “Great Beyond”, where the food believes to be like the afterlife after being purchased and exiting the store…yeah, there’s swears in it. Actually, it seems to be the ONLY sing-along.
 
And no, there didn’t appear to be any jokes about mental disabilities. I guess Seth has a heart, after all.

@HighRollerHydra  
huh. Dint know that.
 
How much do you wanna bet they would be doing a Disney song, but the lyrics would be replaced to make it very vulgar?

@ice1517  
Alan Menken, the guy that’s written music for Disney, is helping compose music for Sausage Party.

@Grieffon  
Supposedly, the first ever 3D adult animated comedy film made by a major studio.

@Grieffon  
seems interesting.

@Dr Outback  
Her name in the script is “Camille Toh”.
 
I’m gonna go see it. :D

@Grieffon  

 
Good to know, hopefully I can drag my brother out with me to see it some time soon

@Dr Outback  
An adult-oriented animated movie. Haven’t seen one in a while. Just pray that people don’t go up in arms and scream “blaaaaah this shit is why I watch kid’s shows. I’m unironically asserting my superiority over my taste in cartoons.”

@Grieffon  
I might consider watching that >:D

Anyone else fed up with those cutesy but with a 2spooky 22edgy44me “dark side” characters?

@Grieffon  
You just now find out about Sausage Party? man that lady’s hips are huge

@Grieffon  

Pure godliness. :D

Finding Dory is fantastic.
 
On the other hand, what the heck is this (a bit NSFW)?

@angrybrony  
Don’t shoot the messenger…

@HighRollerHydra  
…good for them.

Some people just enjoy lovey-dovey mush.

@Xari  
i wish more stories would go beyond just two poeple hooking up.

@angrybrony  
I like romance but if it done poorly then i will hate it