kleptomage 
Some yahoo pushed a small mound of snow across the road and because it looked short enough, I thought my car could go through it. I was wrong. There must have been a chunk of ice in there because the lowest part of my front bumper broke. $2,000 worth of damage because the whole front of my car is one big piece of plastic that has to be painted to match. I only have to pay the deductible, but damn, that’s a lot of money and work because Hyundai was too cheap to build a proper bumper. A lot of time too. I have to wait over a month before the bumper can be repaired.
