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General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33428

wselfwulf
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Looks like we just had to seal up Science Sphere Seven. Hull breach. Another adventure party smashed through the hull to learn the big mystery. Guess they were busy doing that instead of testing, because I’ve mentioned we’re in space every half hour. By the way: still in space.

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33424

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It’s come to my attention that over half of our test subjects have only recently awoken from extended relaxation and were unaware that we’re testing in space. So there it is: No conspiracy. No twist. We’re in a test satellite orbiting the Earth. Commonly available information that absolutely anyone would have told you if you’d bothered to ask. Please stop forming groups of adventuring parties to uncover the big secret, because it’s that we’re in space.

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33414

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(tap dancing noises) Hey. It’s Cave. Someone’s not daaaancing. Come on. You know the law - testing IS NOT a dance exemption. Don’t make me call the dance police

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33412

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Cave here. The real Cave. Greg’s been crunching some numbers here on Earth Prime. Turns out, the likelihood of me being the only Cave who likes talking to test subjects is– [off mic] What’s the actual number, Greg? [on mic] Right. Zero. So tell you what, we’re gonna use a code word. If I say chariots, it means you’re listening to me. Otherwise, it’s an imposter Cave. I want you to know, you have a license to kill on this one. [off mic] What? [on mic] Greg says that might destroy the entire multiverse. Point is, use your own judgement. [fast, intimate] License-to-kil

Roleplaying » The Family (NSFW) (Discontinued) » Post 449

Twisty

@Cerebrate19
 
red: good, it means we can caught them with their guard down.
 
???: plus, it can be a good time to test those little gifts we got in our last deal.
 
wolf: might make those lunars finally get to us face to face.
 
???:guess we can continue with our poker games
 
there is 2 5 cards and 2 eight cards inn the table, 2 clubs and 2 diamonds.
 
steel: i fold.
 
puts another card, a club jack
 
red: damn, guess i fold too.

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33409

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Before we start testing today, let’s have our mandatory minute of silence in honor of Earth’s governing body, the Sentient Cloud. [throat clear] Starting now. [a pause] [coughing] [a longer pause] [more coughing] [still more pausing] Good, right. All ha il the sentient cloud. Begin testing

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33397

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Cave Johnson here. Just wanted to let you know that, after decades of research and testing, we have finally transformed into beings of pure light. Go team. Not exactly what we were after, of course, but in the ballpark. So let’s keep testing, and maybe someday we’ll achieve man’s ultimate dream: to evolve into pillars of pure salt. Can’t wait. [beat] So salty

Roleplaying » The Evil Council Shenanigans (Possible NSFW Material) » Post 23397

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OOC: They’re doing their thing, just walk in.
 
The Appleloosan are hiding as the diamond dog look for them. He open a barrel but only see apples on the top. He could ear some noise under them but since he made a lot of effort to put the apples over him and be perfectly covered he decided to let him pass the test and didn’t tell it.

Pony Discussion » Season 4 episode discussion (Stream & episode links in first post) » Post 10668

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For some reason, when I heard Owlowiscious hooting during the clip, I started to laugh like an idiot. The scene in “Testing 1,2,3” and now this has made Owlowiscious possibly my favorite pet out of all the others.

Roleplaying » The Family (NSFW) (Discontinued) » Post 415

Roleplaying » Escaping The Darkness (WARNING:GrimDark NSFW) » Post 19718

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The daughter comes from an alternate timeline!
 
Old Dono is a representation of what will happen since the young one didn’t had the clock, it’s something unique to the old one and youngdono would not acquire it until several years later. The normal Dono is still present which means the timeline has split into a tangent. The moment old dono appeared the future was changed. Grighe was basically created on a test tube in this timeline, that means he probably didn’t existed in the future and Anya and Dono got together. That means the daughter might share some traits with Girghe.
 
As for Enchantress, I still need to figure out her role but the close bond she has with the old dono also tells that she comes from the same timeline that he does, so chances are she will also sacrifice herself to accomplish something related to the Big Bang he mentioned before.
 
As for the content inside the clock everyone would say it’s something small, but this clock s different so it doesn’t have to be a miniature energy source, the clock might be like a tardis and be bigger on the inside and it will hold something that looks insignificant and can be easily overlooked except for the ones that know what they’re looking for.

General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 33138

Roleplaying » Tech's Tickle Cellar (WARNING: NSFW TICKLING) » Post 83326

Pony Discussion » Unpopular opinion time » Post 6816

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Here’s another crazy one, Pinkie can bend physics and the 4th wall because she’s been dead the whole time
and i quote “Twilight comes from out of town, something tells me she doesn’t know Pinkie is a ghost. And that, when she expresses surprise, the other four would be all “What, you couldn’t tell?”
What sort of experiments would Twilight be prompted to do… and how might this test her friendship with Pinkie in a way that ends in a letter to Celestia?”

Pony Discussion » Spike » Post 808

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Honestly I think this would be a good and less predictable ending then having Twilight once again save the day or more take credit for it; because seriously, outside the season 1 opener and season 2 opener, and season 4..ish the world saving had a lot more to do with everyone else and yet Twi seems to be singled out as the special snow flake.
 
Having the girls plus spike would show that they like Twi last season have been tested and proven themselves and are now worthy to be elevated to the next stages of their lives as possible guardians of their elements. There is no need for alicorning them since being guardians does not mean princesses. PLus the RP with slight mode for next season will do fine in indicating a change plus new toys always makes Hasbro happy. In addition we might finally be able to enjoy new storyline with the girls being challenged in their new roles, being teachers of their elements to the populous and so on.
 
For Spike, this would elevate him as something more then “Twilight’s little helper” or “The girls baby dragon friend” and give him possible storyline away from the girls to grow into a fully 3 dimensional character.
 
One thing I had hoped for S5 is the possibility of having a DQ2 where we meet more dragons and see that there not all ass-hats and Spike is able to come to terms that ponykind is not the end all be all culture that the show runners in S2 made it out to be.
 
Also another theme is I would love for Spike to redefine a dragons horde to that of ponyville as the thing that is worth the most to him. I think that would make an AMAZING episode, showing how one should protect the things that love and hold dear.
 
One more element that I think would be interesting would be adding a new dragon character. Taking Whimsey Weatherbe and G4ing her would make for a great addition to the cast and meet toy mandates for Hasbro.  
Her character could serve as someone he can learn dragon culture from while taking his “Dragon Code” and refining it through teaching a wild but loveable Whimsey that there is more then one way to be a dragon.

Roleplaying » The Fringe [possible-NSFW Violence] » Post 25930

Pony Discussion » Unpopular opinion time » Post 6808

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VIVA LA NOCTE
@toxicitzi You apparently don’t know Clowndicks then.  
Spoilers: The Apple Family are the Rourkes. And EVERYTHING that applies there about their personalities also exists here. Her dad is missing because he was Pony Yellow Bastard.  
He has some gr8 headcanons ma boi I tell you wut.
 
Here’s another crazy one, Pinkie can bend physics and the 4th wall because she’s been dead the whole time
 
and i quote “Twilight comes from out of town, something tells me she doesn’t know Pinkie is a ghost. And that, when she expresses surprise, the other four would be all “What, you couldn’t tell?”
 
What sort of experiments would Twilight be prompted to do… and how might this test her friendship with Pinkie in a way that ends in a letter to Celestia?”

Roleplaying » The changling wars. [NSKFW ANYTHING GOES] » Post 2976

Roleplaying » Escaping The Darkness (WARNING:GrimDark NSFW) » Post 19462

coriolis17

@QuasarNova
 
 
At the current situation, hiding facts could be a dangerous thing, so Arcing Spark confesses how the outbreak may of started.
 
Arcing Spark: Well, that container that had the eggs fell all the way down from space, so it was going to break eventually.
 
Either that, or Warding must of taken one of the eggs out and planned on test firing it on someone.
 
He may of succeeded in testing it, and failed to kill the critters, or the egg may of just fell out of his dart gun when he wasn’t looking.

Roleplaying » Rising Nightmares (NSFW) » Post 69

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NMM: She gives Jaspis a demonic smile and then looks at her with a serious expression.
 
Just testing out my God-like powers, Jaspis. Besides, I used a spell on one of the other prisoners. Surprisingly, he wanted to join because he just wanted to. Weirdly, he has a split personality. One is calm and sane while the other is crazy and risk taking.
 
She smiles, revealing fangs.
 
I like the crazy side… He can be very, influential at times.

General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 81

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@Grieffon
 
There are other ways to test that. Less expensive ways that don’t send most of the Honor Society into mental breakdowns about their future. Ways that don’t send students home thinking they’re worthless because they’re simply not good at a certain section of the curriculum. Ways that don’t have students wishing they were dead because laying in the ground and being eaten out by maggots is a better way to live (die?) than remembering one more SAT word.
 
If you think I’m exaggerating, talk to any Honor roll student (well, almost any; there are some kids who are just machines, plain and simple). In an AP class once I went to the community library to study when I saw my friend there. She hadn’t been in school that day. Now, one thing to know about my friend is that she’s confident. She’s class president, friends with practically everyone, and carries herself well. And I asked her why she wasn’t in school.
 
“Jess,” she said “I literally broke down. I got out of bed, thought about AP, and could not stop crying. My parents refused to let me go to school. I’ve been here since 12:00 AM, doing the AP work, and I’m still not finished.” It was 2:50 PM at that point, by the way.
 
There are so many other ways we could learn.
 
@MoogSourceVermona
 
Hear, hear.

General Discussion » "Neckbeards vs Legbeards": Or, Social Justice Extremism » Post 1533

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Its something everyone should do. Pretty high on the list? People who yell at others to “check your privilege!” Got news for ya, if you have internet access and went to college (I noticed that never having had student loans is apparently privileged on that test, which is kind of laughable because you can not have student loans through the simple expedient of not going to college,) then you are already more well off than the vast majority of the human race.

General Discussion » "Neckbeards vs Legbeards": Or, Social Justice Extremism » Post 1530

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It’s kind of strange: 4th Wavers obviously dislike social conservatives, but at the same time want everyone but them to adhere to a strict unspoken social contract when it comes to interacting with them and then get mad when you point out what “equality” is. They don’t want women to be treated the same as men.
Some have just straight up said they hate free speech and the concept of equality. True colors for once at least.
 
There’s a theory that describes this.
 
 
Anyway, I apparently have a privilege level of 28. Partially for having a penis, which would make this test sexist.  
And that would make having a vagina a privilege, since it would mean not being called privileged by a test like this just for having a penis.

Roleplaying » The changling wars. [NSKFW ANYTHING GOES] » Post 2709

Roleplaying » The changling wars. [NSKFW ANYTHING GOES] » Post 2708

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