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twilight sparkle goes in the mirror and ends up in the jean grey school for higher learning post AVX were she meets marvel universe counterparts to her friends she will also meet the x-student body wolverine is headmaster just like in the comics twilight will meet the rest of the marvel universe along the way like avengers and guardians of the galaxy

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This is a fic a friend of mine is writing. Please read and give him some support! (He doesn’t know that I’m trying to advertise his fanfiction)
 
Headline: Coco Pommel Must Protect an Ancient Artifact from Dark Forces.
 
Crack Shipping is the best right? Because its so fun!
 
The Doctor, the Designer, and the Horn of the Damned
 
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Enjoy this adventure laden story, where in Coco Pommel, just beginning to feel the satisfying freedom from her no good ex-boss, gets tossed into the most unexpected adventure of her life with one of Daring Do’s seasoned adversaries. Two ponies from two completely different worlds, thrust into a dangerous run in with pirates, Can they get out of this unscathed? Or will their lives be laid to waste at the bottom of the deepest ocean?
 
Read and find out!

@ZeGoodDoctor  

 
World-building is always good. I’d read it in a heartbeat; heck, I’d even contribute if we can agree on how, exactly, a unicorn casts spells, or what, exactly, earth pony and pegasus magic is.

I’ve been thinking about an experimental work. It’s basically going to be a series of textbooks detailing the science behind many different magics in Equestria, from pre-school to university level, covering things like the history of magic, enchantments, potion brewing, standard magic for all three races, the biological aspects of ponies and other magical creatures which give them their abilities, magical techniques, magical locations, the role of magic in the natural world of Equestria & magical theories.
 
Thoughts?

after finding out his (formally) petite lovely wife Fluttershy is carrying triplets, Big Mac freaks out and starts hallucinating, seeing two’s and three’s of everyone… as well as loads of foals all wanting ‘daddy’

@And Brother I Hurt People  
That is a really beautiful idea.

It started with a simple question.
 
Apple Bloom questions her sister as to why ponies must bring on seasons such as winter when so many plants and, potentially, animals die during them. Why can’t the pegasi just make the temperature neutral, so everything it at balance? When Applejack gives her an unsatisfactory answer, she brings her question to the schoolyard, which makes the fillies start questioning the world around them a little more. Older ponies overhear, and soon the entire town is on opposite sides of the issue, bickering and debating. And it would, hopefully, end with Apple Bloom sitting in Celesta’s throne room, as she teaches Apple Bloom about life and death.

I has two ideas for TxS ship.
 
light romantic dramady that starts with food poisoning.
 
darkish clop with crazy stalker Twist.

@Shadow Star  

 
YES! Holy crap, I thought I was the only one who shipped these two!

TwistxSnails romantic clop.

Based on >>597476 - can someone please write Episode 1 with nerdy Applejack as the protagonist?
 
 
Applejack: …and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm… Apples, apples…I know I’ve heard of those before… but where?
 
Twinkleshine: Sigh, is that pony interested in anything except apples?
 
Apple Bloom: “My dearest, most faithful student Applejack. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.”  
Applejack: Mm-hm!  
Apple Bloom: “…but you simply must stop eating those rotten old apples!”  
Applejack: Gasp!
 
Applejack: You see, Nightmare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the… the spark, that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth element: the element of… Apples!  
Nightmare Moon: Nooo! Nooo!
 
(The sequel will be based on episode 4: Applebook Season.)

@Shadow Star  
I don’t know, I was pretty drunk.

…  
wut.

So there I was, hip deep in the tropical swamps of the upper Baboon’s Asshole, me and my mates Darryl, Hanna, Jorje and Sarsaparilla Goddzilla. We’d been sent to deliver a payment of diamonds and cocaine to some Moroccan gents who ran server farm out in the boonies, specialized in sending out email adverts for penis pills and shit like that.
 
The client was this French fuck, went by the name Mike Hunt which just shows you how sophisticated his sense of humor was. Made his fortune selling placentas laced with methadone to fast food chains. He was looking to expand his trade into internet spam and scams and us being a reputable firm were the bag men to seal the deal.
 
You need good mercs when you’re working in the Baboon’s Asshole. The place is bloody over run with all sorts of deplorable characters from the Anexian army and Islam Inc. operatives, to the bloody Tcho Tcho guerrillas. I swear the bastards can smell an ounce of coke and bloody mile off.
 
The Tcho Tcho were the big problem here, jump out from under the water with blowguns that’ll put you six feet under before you can blink. Seen people die from them, their faces go all green and they star babbling about their parents before they shit out their intestines and dissolve into a revolting paste which of course forms the basis of all Tcho Tcho cooking. Mind you, the stuff isn’t bad on crackers.
 
I was the point man on this op, dressed in drag of course. You see the Tcho Tcho have a rigidly binary way of looking at gender, so much so that they literally cannot process the concept of someone even being disguised as the sex they aren’t.
 
Thus we have the tactic of sending men out in dresses, wigs and make up so that when the Tcho Tcho jump out to ravage what they think is a comely young gash they instead find themselves staring down the ole meat and two veg, makes them freeze right up and then its all a matter of unloading on them.
 
Hanna had a thing where after wards she’d cut off their cock, had herself a right lovely necklace of them. Said the Tcho Tcho cocks were best for jewelry, because they wear too tough to make good eating. Lovely woman, shame about what happened to her in Interzone. Bloody liquifactionists.
 
So anyways we’d had things going pretty simple so far till we got to the server farm and found we’d been set right the fuck up. A whole fucking regiment of the bloody Anexian army was there, turns out good ole Mike was trying to get in tight with them so he fed them us and the Moroccan gents.
 
They only got me, I went in first to check it out. Fortunately I was able to use my sexual wiles and distract them. Sort of seduction sort of thing. Let me tell you that not one of those commy fucks was worth a damn in bed, I had to take on six or seven before I finally got off.
 
Like I said, me mates and I are a reputable firm, and part of that means you don’t leave your point man behind even if the dickless shits couldn’t bugger him proper with a fucking road map, and they come in to get my arse out and get them out of my arse.
 
God, it was bloody glorious. Saparilla coming in with her m60 like Rambo, shouting her bloody head off. I tell you, old Harry Godzilla married one fine woman, even if she is an avowed cannibal. Darryl and Jorje castrated Anexian’s left and right with their machetes and I joined in after Hanna tossed me hers.
 
Well fun is fun, but all we got out of the deal is the diamonds. Being reputable the only drugs we dealt in was pot and magic mushrooms, and of course there was the little matter of dealing proper with the French fuck. Gave him a lovely neck tie as a parting gift, the Colombian sort.

@gasmaskangel  
Which I quite like the sound of, btw.

@Shadow Star  
You can see the outline I have here. Eventually this will be replaced with an actual fic, but only after I finish Ponypon’s.

@Shadow Star  
I’ll see what I can do! Should be fun.

oh, its just quickie?  
yeah, scatch that one then, diff idea.
 
PokeyXPinkie doing it in Sugarcube Corner after closing.. with food stuff. (chocolate, whipped cream, dough, etc)
 
they get caught at the end by Cup (mrs) Cake.. who tells them to quiet down… she and Carrot are trying to have sex.

@Shadow Star  
That is exposition yes, and I’m still willing to take a crack at it provided you don’t mind me substituting making a big goddamn mess with the cum for inflation.
 
Its worth noting that I’m not promising Shakespeare here, just some good ole fashioned smut.

@gasmaskangel  
nuts. guess I’ll pass. The inflation part is needed for some of the … exposition? is that the term? (explain zee plot)

@Shadow Star  
Cum inflation yes, hyperism no. I like giant dicks just fine.

@PonyPon  
Hopefully I should have something worth reading by then.
 
Also something I forgot to mention initially, but I will be sticking futa in any story I write, because that is just how I roll.

@gasmaskangel  
got halfway though when I saw the ‘no inflation’ Does that include hyperism? (massive… uh.. stuff) and cum inflation?

@gasmaskangel  
Getting a little late, I’ll have to check it out tomorrow.