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@Whatevs  
I’ve got some different Blueblood Headcanon!
 
Blueblood is genuinely a dick, but he’s also a great explorer (note the cutie mark). In a twist, he exaggerates his own dickishness when in Canterlot, so people avoid interacting with him, allowing him to return to adventuring faster… But when you really get to know him, he’s still a dick, but the kind you can find genuinely enjoyable to be around, and who will help you out even while making a number of sarcastic/insulting comments about your ineptitude.

@SpacePaladin  
After thinking, my problem isn’t headcanons about Blueblood existing.
 
Just that they are all the same basic idea: he was a dick because of a misconception.
 
It’s like Lyra’s hands obsession.  
It’s my fault for not articulating this before though

@Whatevs
 
You asked why do people give Blueblood redeeming features. I responded by pointing out that a character whose only characteristic is being an asshole is boring.
 
Besides, this is crazy headcanons. They don’t have to be that consistent with the show. If I thought that the reason Nightmare Moon had a reputation for eating ponies because she turned them into candy and ate the resulting pony-candy golem, I’d be within my right to claim it here.

@SpacePaladin  
Is that in agreement with me or in disagreement?

@Whatevs
 
Because a character whose only characteristic is being an asshole is a boring character.

@igotnopicks  
Funny, because I’m one of the people who says he isn’t horrible. I just don’t think he’s really a good guy who is just misunderstood.

@gasmaskangel  
This.
 
And I was thinking more saltwater and grapefruit.
 
@igotnopicks  
Also, this.

@Whatevs  
Because he isn’t that much of a jerk. If you look at it. He’s raised differently.

I like Blueblood being a douche, and I wish he was a recurring character who could just douche it up and occasionally act as a foil to the mane six the way Diamond Tiara occasionally does the CMC.
 
Why? Because it makes for better comedy in my opinion.
 
Now, a truly insane headcanon. Chrysalis tastes of lime and Coronas.

Why do people need to give Blueblood some redeeming qualities that ultimately make no sense?
 
Why can’t he be a jerk? If you want something different, write a fan fic about him growing as a character to get it out of your system.

@SpacePaladin  
Or Maybe Blueblood tricked Shining by faking being nice and Ponypon said have him humiliate himself but it ended up helping Shining. So From that day Blueblood is always trying to get back on shining but oe time accidentally made him promoted to the Royal Captian rank

@SpacePaladin  
That’d be very interesting.  
Maybe Bb tried to get him to humiliate himself, and Cadance wound up thinking his tomfoolery was hilarious.

Based on IDW comic cover: Prince Blueblood helped Shining Armor get with Princess Cadance. In thanks, Cadance used a love spell to help him get with mares. Unfortunately, she forgot to properly regulate the spell, then forgot about it, leading to Blueblood having countless mares bothering him, and he has to hugely mistreat them so they leave him alone.

@Randomosaur  
Ehem AM knows all.

@Princess♠Molestia  
It has more to do with personality > none

My crazy head canon is that Angel Bunny isn’t a bunny or a rabbit, but an esquilax.

@PonyPon  
And quit because her medical bills needed to be paid in dimes.

Trixie once boxed buffaloes for nickels.

@Randomosaur  
Even crazier…
 
The reason why Cadence was in the Crystal Cave was because she lived there as a suite. Due to the fact that the Canterlot Castle did not have enough room for a third Princess.

@Whatevs  
I can relate
 
Nightmare Moon is far cooler than Princess Luna.

@Whatevs  
Yeah. She’d be a monster in the sack.

@Princess♠Molestia  
not gonna lie, I was more attracted to Bitch Cadence than real Cadence.

Silly one:
 
Shining Armor was actually unaffected by Chrsyalis’s mind control.
 
The thing is he has a major bug and submission fetish.
 
More serious one:
 
Twilight’s destiny was never to become a princess, that’s just step one. The friendship lessons and princessesing are to prepare her for something even worse than Discord that’s coming to Equestria. Her destiny is to fight that thing.