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gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Since the Beginning  -

@Sjogre  
Hmmmm… adjusted headcanon. Spike really does want to play pony d&d with girls, and wants to play the heroic paladin, but he’s afraid of looking like a dork.
 
Actually is anyone else thinking this would make for a good episode? It would basically be a retread of Read it and Weep but hey it’d be fun to watch the girls just completely dork out.

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SpacePaladin
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Watcher of the Watchmen
The Batponies we see are actually the guards Nightmare Moon blasted in the first episode. They needed extensive magical reconstructive surgery as a result. Their altered appearance, including the bat wings are the result of Luna doing it.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 986

gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Since the Beginning  -

Equestria has an equivalent of Dungeons and Dragons (and no, its not houses and humans, that’s good for jokes but not for insane headcanon). All of the mane six play it, though admittedly Twilight had to cajole and bribe some of them into doing it.
 
Twilight or Rarity switch off on doing DM duty and both are of the opinion that the other is doing it entirely wrong. Twilight focuses on delivering an immaculately balanced campaign that provides exactly the right amount of challenge to the party, while Rarity keeps trying to weave an epic tale of fantasy and courtly intrigue. Both get equally enraged when the campaign inevitably goes off the rails.
 
When playing Twilight is an obsessive min/maxer, usually playing as a mage with a focus on buffs and direct damage spells. She never once considered casting magic missile at the darkness.
 
Rarity on the other hand is the consummate role player. Every single one of her character sheets has a small novel of back story attached to it, even though she plays basically the exact same character (a fallen noble lady forced into a life of thievery by conspiracy of wicked aristocrats) every single time, though some times she does change the color of the character’s mane when called out on this.
 
Applejack is the newb, and has resigned herself to always being the newb. She has no idea how this insane game of Twilight’s works, but she doesn’t complain because she enjoys spending time with her friends, even when whichever unicorn is dming at the time gets frustrated and kills the party. She plays a fighter because she can just about get her head around the rules for that.
 
Rainbow Dash is a hack and slasher. She thinks the game is nerdy as hell, but she loves the part where she gets to kick all kinds of monster ass. Whenever monster killing isn’t in effect, she barely pays attention to the game and will claim her barbarian is off getting mead and hookers during the talky bits.
 
Pinkie Pie is that special breed of chaotic neutral bard that slaps the king in the face with a fish and makes the dm shout “THATS IT! ROCKS FALL, EVERYPONY DIES!” The others haven’t tried to ban her from the game yet, both because Pinkie goes sort of insane when she thinks her friends don’t like her, and because she seems to roll natural 20s just all the damn time.
 
Fluttershy really wants to be a big scary barbarian and kill monsters and stuff, but she is almost always stuck as the healer because the party needs one and she doesn’t really want to argue about it.
 
Spike isn’t into this nerd stuff, instead he’s got a fantasy hoofball league going with Snips and Snails.
 
Currently Rarity is trying to get Twilight to let her run a game of Vampire, but both are hesitant because of the terrible, awful things pinkie would do with [insert a clever pony pun for clan Malkavian here].

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Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Celestia has had several alicorns made over the thousand years since Luna’s banishment. Each had great power over an emotion of power, but none accomplished as much as Cadance or Twilight, and none still live today.
 
Except one, who achieved his destiny based on pessimistic realism. For all Celestia knows, he is alive, well, and as gloomy as ever.
 
Luna was a bat pony, but grew feathers over her leathery wings as part of her alicorning.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 982

Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
Carrot Cake used to be a unicorn hitman for the mafia. He had a great talent at handling knives and other sharp implements. His real name was Cake Cutter. He changed it after marrying Cup Cake, an unusually girthy Pegasus who had her wings removed for some arbitrary reason (dishonor on flight ability? failed hit? diabetes?) Carrot keeps his true race hidden with a hat at all times, even though his gang stopped the search for him some time ago.
The world outside Equestria is relatively more peaceful.
 
I don’t know about you two, but why couldn’t two earth ponies have a pegasus foal and a unicorn foal? Genes can pop up in the most unlikely places.

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Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Carrot Cake used to be a unicorn hitman for the mafia. He had a great talent at handling knives and other sharp implements. His real name was Cake Cutter. He changed it after marrying Cup Cake, an unusually girthy Pegasus who had her wings removed for some arbitrary reason (dishonor on flight ability? failed hit? diabetes?) Carrot keeps his true race hidden with a hat at all times, even though his gang stopped the search for him some time ago.
 
The world outside Equestria is relatively more peaceful.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 977

The_Mungoman
Thread Starter - /dis/gravity-falls
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@YetAnotherBrony  
Well, that is definitely true.
 
Welp, time for another CRAAAAAAAAAZY HEADCANOOOOOOOOON  
  • insert theme music *
     
    At some point in their lives Snips and Snails are put on Ritalin and become world-renowned pharmaceutical scientists.

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Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
The use of the Elements on Chrysalis would have brought her to race’s original form, the flutter-ponies. Unfortunelty, she would also succumb to the magic pollutant that caused the transformation so long ago. This magical sickness would slowly kill her and her hive.

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Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
When an ominous fog who happens to be the long-lost warlord who enslaved your kingdom appears on the horizon, you’re going to be damn sure you kill him, and make sure he stays dead.
Same thing goes for a giant bug-equine-hybrid that wants to conquer your kingdom by sucking out your citizens’ souls and emotions.
 
True, but remember, killing is always the last resort. Celestia thought the Mane 6 could use the Elements of Harmony and somehow purify or imprison Chrysalis, but the Changelings already thought of that.
 
Celestia decides to step up to the plate, but she intentionally limits herself to prevent accidentally incinerating everypony in the room. She just wants to smack Chrysalis around, make her know that this is HER kingdom, and NOPONY is going to take it over, not today, not ever. Unfortunately, not even Celestia is all-knowing, and Chrysalis gets an unexpected power-boost from the intense love Shining Armor has for Cadance. Notice that Chrysalis’ facial expression is one of great shock, one of “Holy shit, I actually did it! I actually beat her!”
 
Of course, when Cadance and Shining Armor literally blow Chrysalis and the Changelings away, they could very well be dead, or at least heavily injured. They were thrown clear across the horizon!
 
I don’t think anypony knew exactly what the Crystal Heart was going to do to Sombra, but they had to do something to stop him; this was pretty much the only option they had in the little time that they had.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 971

The_Mungoman
Thread Starter - /dis/gravity-falls
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

When an ominous fog who happens to be the long-lost warlord who enslaved your kingdom appears on the horizon, you’re going to be damn sure you kill him, and make sure he stays dead.
 
Same thing goes for a giant bug-equine-hybrid that wants to conquer your kingdom by sucking out your citizens’ souls and emotions.

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Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
Curses, ghosts and zombies all exist despite what Twilight thinks. They’re just contained by the pony equivalent of the SCP.
 
I like to think that Luna practices the form of necromancy that’s more like “working with the dead” rather than “controlling the dead”. She will hold seances to contact a dead relative, but you better have a really good reason: they do not like being woken from their well-deserved eternal rest just so you can ask if you could get a little extra than what was stated in their will.
 
Speaking of that, despite being probably immortal, both Celestia and Luna have wills. Just in case.
 
In medieval times, unicorn horn filings were sold and used as an aphrodisiac. Even today, it’s traditional on Hearts and Hooves Day to give your special somepony food in the shape of a unicorn horn (usually chocolate).
 
Pegasus wing feathers can regrow, except for elderly pegasi. The vast majority of elderly pegasi live on the ground, for obvious reasons.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 969

Random-Rambling
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
“OH MY SWEET CELESTIA, CELESTIA! YOU KILLED QUEEN CHRYSALIS! YOU’RE A MONSTER!!”
“OH MY SWEET CELESTIA, CADANCE! YOU KILLED KING SOMBRA! YOU’RE A HERO!!”
 
When an ominous fog who happens to be the long-lost warlord who enslaved your kingdom appears on the horizon, you’re going to be damn sure you kill him, and make sure he stays dead.

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Don't
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - One Piece Thread

Get up and Jump
@SeraphimDawn  
Actually your right. Stallions have more body styles than Mares. While Mares are almost all the same except for a Couple of black sheeps.
 
@gasmaskangel  
But Shining and Blueblood are as Tall As Big Mac, If not taller

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