Hmmmm… adjusted headcanon. Spike really does want to play pony d&d with girls, and wants to play the heroic paladin, but he’s afraid of looking like a dork.
Actually is anyone else thinking this would make for a good episode? It would basically be a retread of Read it and Weep but hey it’d be fun to watch the girls just completely dork out.
Carrot Cake used to be a unicorn hitman for the mafia. He had a great talent at handling knives and other sharp implements. His real name was Cake Cutter. He changed it after marrying Cup Cake, an unusually girthy Pegasus who had her wings removed for some arbitrary reason (dishonor on flight ability? failed hit? diabetes?) Carrot keeps his true race hidden with a hat at all times, even though his gang stopped the search for him some time ago.The world outside Equestria is relatively more peaceful.
@YetAnotherBrony
I think this is kinda overthinking it, but alright.
When an ominous fog who happens to be the long-lost warlord who enslaved your kingdom appears on the horizon, you’re going to be damn sure you kill him, and make sure he stays dead.Same thing goes for a giant bug-equine-hybrid that wants to conquer your kingdom by sucking out your citizens’ souls and emotions.
When an ominous fog who happens to be the long-lost warlord who enslaved your kingdom appears on the horizon, you’re going to be damn sure you kill him, and make sure he stays dead.
Curses, ghosts and zombies all exist despite what Twilight thinks. They’re just contained by the pony equivalent of the SCP.
“OH MY SWEET CELESTIA, CELESTIA! YOU KILLED QUEEN CHRYSALIS! YOU’RE A MONSTER!!”
“OH MY SWEET CELESTIA, CADANCE! YOU KILLED KING SOMBRA! YOU’RE A HERO!!”
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