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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 867

gasmaskangel
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Fluttershy smokes three packs a day.
 
Sometimes when Twilight’s been extra obnoxious or dismissive of him Spike stands at the foot of her bed while she sleeps holding a knife and wondering if he’ll ever have the guts to go through with it.
 
Celestia was really hoping that Rarity and Blueblood would hook up at the gala, just to get him out of her hair for awhile.
 
Rainbow Dash writes terrible Daring Do fanfiction.
 
Luna lives in perpetual fear of losing her sister, both because Celestia is the only one she can really talk to.
 
Pinkie actually has a genius level intellect and is the most advanced moral philosopher in Equestrian history. She has concluded that the only way to live an ethical life is to devote it to making others happy, and having fun while doing so is just a nice bonus.

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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 865

SpacePaladin
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Watcher of the Watchmen
When trying to see if King Sombra could be redeemed, Princess Celestia sneaked in, posing as some of the hired help. What convinced Celestia that Sombra was a monster unworthy of redemption was not his enslavement of the Crystal Ponies, since that sort of thing kind of pales to some of the crimes of the characters that we’re meant to forgive, but rather the fact he was a asshole to her while she was posing as his maid.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 864

Lord WyrmSpawN
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Lingering Wyvern
Celestia keeps Blueblood around because she has reason to believe he has some great destiny in store for him. She has grown increasingly frustrated because it has yet to reveal itself to her.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 863

igotnopicks
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Applejack’s parents die because they were protecting Applebloom. Applebloom is to blame for the parents death but Applejack and Big Mac don’t say anything about it. Atleast that’s my headcanon.
 
Pinkie Pie’s parents are not amish, they farm rocks which have enough to build a lot of stuff from them. Meaning the Rock Farm is actually important.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 862

gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Since the Beginning  -

Since Fluttershy makes little to no money from her animal care, she instead makes a secret living as an author. She writes two kinds of books, both under pseudonyms, really disturbing horror (we’re talking like if Lovecraft and Stephen King had a crack baby together levels of disturbing here) and erotic romance novels (that Rarity and secretly Applejack go through like popcorn). There have been multiple campaigns from the Equestrian equivalent of Focus on the Family to get the books banned as being a bad influence on foals.
 
Rarity is a gigantic pervert behind closed doors, but hides her massive stash of porn and custom made bondage gear out of fear of being found out because a lifetime of bad advice has convinced her that no Lady would ever actually enjoy sex.
 
Twilight dreams of being an author, but she is a terrible, terrible writer prone to purple prose, self insert Mary Sue’s and taking eighteen pages to describe what should take a paragraph.
 
Alcohol is technically illegal in Ponyville, but authorities turn a blind eye to it so long as it is sold discreetly. The Apple family has a still hidden somewhere on Sweet Apple Acres.

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gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Since the Beginning  -

Prince Blueblood is not royalty by birth, he was adopted by Celestia. He is extremely insecure about his low birth, which is why he acts like a douche.
 
The reason Rarity is so obsessed with appearances is because she was friendless dork in school who was mercilessly bullied. She never told her parents and the teachers were apathetic leading Rarity to believe it was all her fault for not being good enough.
 
Twilight Sparkle’s early school life was much the same, leading her to withdraw into study and fostering a belief that she didn’t need friends.
 
Rainbow Dash’s Mom encouraged Dash to become obsessively competitive and to hate losing as a way to vicariously relive her own days as a champion athlete.
 
Pinkie Pie is not insane. She’s just an extremely friendly pony with some boundary issues who loves to laugh and make people smile. (Hey at this point that is a truly crazy headcanon). Also despite there seeming austerity Pinkies parents were perfectly nice and pleasant people, when we saw them they were just tired from a long day of rock farming. Her father in particular had a fantastic sense of humor and taught Pinkie everything she knows about comedy, though she never did quite get the hang of irony.
 
Applejack was named after her father’s favorite beverage. She also blames herself for her parent’s deaths even though she could in no way have prevented the barn fire that took their lives. If she ever smelled cooking meat it would trigger a PTSD flashback to her parents deaths.
 
Fluttershy’s parents were abusive to each other and neglectful to her.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 859

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Pomegranates :P
At the end after Sunset got defeated, Twilight’s human friends lost their powers when the portal closed. Leads me to believe that the Mane 5 were channeling their powers into the human world when they sensed Twilight in trouble. The humans were borrowing powers from Equestria.
 
Sort of reminds me of the Full Syncro thing from the Megaman Battle Network series.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 858

Itsthinking
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The crystals in the Crystal Empire and gems that dragons eat are completely different things. Ponies moved north to the empire because not only is it mineral poor, it also is too cold for dragons.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 857

Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
The Crystal Empire was a hedonistic, super-hippie society until Sombra’s rule. Their free love past and traumatic experiences have brought them down to a normal, Equestrian Pony-like mentality.

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Background Pony #2CE2
There is some kind of dark being in fluttershy’s shadow (not original wording, but found on tv tropes)

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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 852

Background Pony #2CE2
Pinkie pie is the daughter of courage the cowardly dog  
(Saw on tv tropes)

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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 849

Background Pony #2CE2
Bon-bon had a crush on lyra but lyra kept flirting with colts and eventually ended up dating pokey pie, bon-bon was jealous at first and tried to convince lyra not to date him, but eventually decided that if lyra was happy, she was happy, and ended up with some pony else

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 848

Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Random, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this is the crazy Headcanon thread. Not the insane Headcanon thread.
 
Naturally fearful unicorns (or alicorns) are excellent sources of dark magic.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 847

Randomosaur
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  • Gilda is in fact a sapient alien bacterial colony in the form of a griffin. The colony is trying to gather enough information on Equestria to steal all of its sugar. This is why Pinkie Pie hates her.

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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 845

Itsthinking
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
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@gasmaskangel  
As much as I’d like to say “somepony must record it, what are the libraries for,” we see that ponies are strangely apathetic and superstitious in their beliefs, almost like they are in the Middle Ages thought wise. You’d think there would be SOMEONE who finds the mysteries of the Everfree worth cataloging, but I suppose they really are too afraid.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 844

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 843

gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
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Since the Beginning  -

  • (Spoilered because NSFW, again) Shining Armor’s penis is extremely long and flexible. It is so long and flexible that he can use it to hang from tall branches, strangle ponies with it, and use it as a whip, Indiana Jones style.
 
I now have a mental image of him standing on his hind legs and shouting “GET OVER HERE!” It is both hilarious and horrifying.
 
New headcanon
 
Ponies are terrible at history because most of them cannot cope with the impossible mind bending horror or violence that make up 80% of all history. This is why nopony knows about Nightmare Moon, Discord, or King Sombrero Sombra.
 
The reason for this is that the ponies live in a world where emotions like hatred and fear feed eldritch monstrosities capable of inflicting famine by their mere presence and thus have learned to avoid anything that might inspire hatred and fear.

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