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Sjogre
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@gasmaskangel  
Princess Cadance believed those stories while a pegasus. She isn’t that sensitive, which results in continuing shame as she believes that her alicorn is supposed to be that sensitive.
 
She’s yet to bring this up with Shining Armor, or anyone with an alicorn.
 
@Background Pony  
….Horses are more likely to accept a gelding as a leader than a stallion…
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gasmaskangel
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@PonyPon  
That involves Blueblood experiencing pain and a character I like being awesome. I wholeheartedly accept this headcanon.
 
Unicorn horns aren’t nearly as sensitive as we believe, so no, a unicorn won’t achieve orgasm for her horn being rubbed, at least not without some very specific fetishes.
 
Unfortunately the idea of magic orgasms is widely believed by many earth ponies and pegasi, leading to lots of very, very awkward moments in otherwise healthy relationships.
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Lord WyrmSpawN
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Lingering Wyvern
Cadance was an amateur daredevil in her youth. Her rediculous stunts drove the castle staff mad. A young Blueblood was regularly dragged into participation.
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gasmaskangel
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Every single one of the mane six has killed another pony before, mostly it was by accident. They’ve all repressed the memories which are the source of their various neuroses.
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A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Itsthinking> FUCKING TUMBLR

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Pinkie clones really don’t care about anything other than fun. All attempts at pretending to care about anything else are ways to make ponies feel bad for denying them fun; they really don’t care about anyone but themselves. So they’re sentient, but incredibly selfish and poor copies of Pinkie herself.
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♥♥Princess♥♥Celestia♥♥
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The Bestia
Equestria is nothing more than an escapist fantasy for a battered mental patient called Celeste Morningstar, a fantasy where she gets to feel important and loved.
 
Her therapist is Natasha Morningstar, Nightmare Moon in the fantasy.
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FlutterLove
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Not really crazy but I can’t think of anywhere else to put it  
Princess Luna DOES NOT have access to the vault with the Elements of Harmony in it, this isn’t because of Princess Celestia not wanting her to have access to it, but the fact that the bureaucrats drew the line at the pony previously known as Nightmare Moon having any kind of access to the items that defeated her.  
Indecently only two ponies actually have access to it, Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle.
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gasmaskangel
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Alicorns are sterile, or at least can only be created through magic. Other wise their natural advantages (and even if you’re one of those party poopers who hate the idea of a character actually having power for reasons I cannot fathom you have to admit that combining unicorn magic with pegasus flight is one hell of an advantage) they number far more than the four we’ve seen.
 
This is also why Celestia has/had a personal apprentice (and likely had many more over her life span), she views them as surrogate children.
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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 709

Background Human
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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CHS, Class of 20XX
  • By law, Equestrian alicorns carry the title of Grand Prince/ss. Which means Twilight Sparkle outranks Blueblood. And yes, that fact majorly chaps his ass.
     
  • Celestia knows how to create additional copies of the Elements of Harmony. She’s just too damn cheap to spring for the magical reagents required to create them unless absolutely necessary.
     
  • Star Swirl the Bearded was the first pony to enter the Humanverse. Though his magic was useless in the alternate world, his understanding of science was far beyond what the native humans had at the time. Posing as a simple teacher, he used his advanced knowledge to perform wondrous acts while preaching a message of love and tolerance. He soon gained a cult following, and the local authorities, fearing his influence, had him condemned as a criminal and executed on a cross.
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WolfmotherFan

Spyro is adorable
The Entire Pony Universe outside the world of Equestria is separated into sections, and each section is regulated and monitored by far more powerful Alicorns.
 
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna just happen to watch over Equestria and report to their higher command. They aren’t allowed to engage in conflict that could alter events in their world. So they assign ponies to solve the conflict, and then ascend those who are worthy enough to be alicorns.
 
These Alicorns dedicate their lives to research and understanding the universe they live in. Their priority is to ensure continued existence and finding answers. They are curious.
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Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
@YetAnotherBrony  
Works for me!
 
-The meaning of a ponies’ mark is connected to a more powerful force upon alicorning. Twilight’s mark, however, is ambiguous enough to stay mostly the same.  
Cele-Sunflower growing->sun raising  
Luna-Night guarding->moon raising  
Cand-Love stabilizing->crystal heart…ing  
Twi-Magic->….magic  
-Trixie and Sunset were friends and when Sunset quit, Trixie felt better about having to drop out due to lack of funds.
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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 701

Random-Rambling
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
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@PonyPon  
@PonyPon
Vinyl Scratch is the daughter of Photo Finish
To add to this, Photo Finish was once married to Fancy Pants. They split and she nows dates Hoity Toity. Vinyl has little issue with the pair.
 
And this fits nicely into my headcanon that Photo Finish and Hoity Toity had a daughter, named Silver Spoon. Which would make Vinyl and Silver half-sisters. Eh, why not? It could happen: Compare Vinyl’s probable age (18-23) and Silver Spoon’s probable age (10-12)
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Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
@PonyPon  
Vinyl Scratch is the daughter of Photo Finish
 
To add to this, Photo Finish was once married to Fancy Pants. They split and she nows dates Hoity Toity. Vinyl has little issue with the pair.
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