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General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19141
TheHappySpaceman 
Sweet F.A.
While we’re venting, last Saturday I took a girl to a date. I personally feel it went well, but couldn’t read her at the time. I sent her a message on Sunday, saying I’d love to get together sometime.
She never messaged me back.
What did I do wrong?
She never messaged me back.
What did I do wrong?
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19140
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
@Kirb
That happened to me once. I blame it on being a lefty in a world dominated by right-handed people.
That happened to me once. I blame it on being a lefty in a world dominated by right-handed people.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19137
SquiggyBomb 
Gayest hand in the west
@HighRollerHydra
@Kirb
Basically it’s when the slide of a handgun clips your hand when it slides back to eject a round.
@Kirb
Basically it’s when the slide of a handgun clips your hand when it slides back to eject a round.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19136
Kirb 
@HighRollerHydra
Oh. I thought he was talking about biting the inside of his cheek or something.
That’s also a bitch.
Oh. I thought he was talking about biting the inside of his cheek or something.
That’s also a bitch.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19132
441TheSecond
Escapee from Alcatraz
@toxicitzi
I stand corrected, hotness dropped by 20% because of that stupid-looking pair of jeans, fucking hate those things.
I stand corrected, hotness dropped by 20% because of that stupid-looking pair of jeans, fucking hate those things.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19131
toxicitzi 
Nothing at all!
@OptimusPrimevil
Sorry, but no man ever has looked hot with skinny jeans. I look like a discount hipster with them on. They’re a pain in the ass to put on and off since I have large calves.
Nothing at all!
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19130
OptimusPrimevil 
@ice1517
@Virgil Stormblade
ridiculously high heels
@441TheSecond
it’s safe to say that skinny jeans are for hot chicks only.
@Virgil Stormblade
ridiculously high heels
@441TheSecond
it’s safe to say that skinny jeans are for hot chicks only.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19129
441TheSecond
Escapee from Alcatraz
@OptimusPrimevil
Sorry, but no man ever has looked hot with skinny jeans. I look like a discount hipster with them on. They’re a pain in the ass to put on and off since I have large calves.
Sorry, but no man ever has looked hot with skinny jeans. I look like a discount hipster with them on. They’re a pain in the ass to put on and off since I have large calves.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19128
Virgil Stormblade
AT-STS! AT-STS! AT-STS!
@ice1517
Hey, at least some people are comfortable with heels. Skinny jeans are an entire type of clothing meant to be tight on your legs.
Hey, at least some people are comfortable with heels. Skinny jeans are an entire type of clothing meant to be tight on your legs.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19126
Virgil Stormblade
AT-STS! AT-STS! AT-STS!
@OptimusPrimevil
One, I don’t care about fashion. Two, if that’s the case, I’d rather not be interested if I should wear really tight uncomfortable clothes because they look “hot”, instead of, y’know, being comfortable.
One, I don’t care about fashion. Two, if that’s the case, I’d rather not be interested if I should wear really tight uncomfortable clothes because they look “hot”, instead of, y’know, being comfortable.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19125
OptimusPrimevil
@Virgil Stormblade
lots of fashion stuff are “painful/impractical but it makes me look hot”
lots of fashion stuff are “painful/impractical but it makes me look hot”
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19124
Virgil Stormblade
AT-STS! AT-STS! AT-STS!
@OptimusPrimevil
We wear pants because we want to feel comfortable in them, not for strangers to notice our ass.
We wear pants because we want to feel comfortable in them, not for strangers to notice our ass.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19123
Virgil Stormblade
AT-STS! AT-STS! AT-STS!
@441TheSecond
I don’t get it either. They’re just so tight. What is it about them that regular jeans don’t have?
I don’t get it either. They’re just so tight. What is it about them that regular jeans don’t have?
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19120
Icicle Niceicle 1517 
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@ColdhardSilver
Well the internet probably helped with the jokes.
Well the internet probably helped with the jokes.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19119
ColdhardSilver
Culture Vulture
@ice1517
Please the only thing annoying about this whole ordeal to me is the swamp of “political satirists” this as spawn.
“Le Toupee joke XD”
“Har Har Me Make Wall Joke XD”
Even when W. Bush was in office the jokes steaming from his running weren’t this lazy and dead; further more most of that came from when Bush came into office, Trump’s not even in power and yet I’m already burnt out on the jokes.
Please the only thing annoying about this whole ordeal to me is the swamp of “political satirists” this as spawn.
“Le Toupee joke XD”
“Har Har Me Make Wall Joke XD”
Even when W. Bush was in office the jokes steaming from his running weren’t this lazy and dead; further more most of that came from when Bush came into office, Trump’s not even in power and yet I’m already burnt out on the jokes.
General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 19118
Icicle Niceicle 1517
Ocs,Boops,Tickles&Memes
@VNagato
Trump because he has lots of money to start one, Hillary because he husband was president.
Trump because he has lots of money to start one, Hillary because he husband was president.
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