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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 417

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@gasmaskangel
Incidentally, pigs aren’t shown to be sapient in the show. I’m not sure about goats, but they’ve never talked and one seemed to be one of Fluttershy’s pets, so I don’t think that they are sapient, either. So there are some large non-sapient animals that could be raised for meat, along with chickens and, well, rabbits. Carnivores has options, even in Equestria.
 
According to “Putting Your Hoof Down”, goats do appears to be sapient (they’re Iron Will’s assistants), but not able to speak “Equestrian”. Fortunately, Iron Will speaks Goat.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 416

GargantuanBass
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King Sombra’s rule wasn’t as bad as most ponies were lead to believe, at least, not at first. In fact, a lot of the crystal ponies were perfectly happy. Sure, he was iron-fisted, but as long as the ponies worked hard and loved their king, they led happy, fulfilling lives.
 
However, he was still feared for one reason; his treatment of any creature that wasn’t a crystal pony. Being a normal unicorn, he was raised to believe that crystal ponies were a superior race. When he came to realize that he wasn’t one of them himself, he came to the conclusion that he was made king to spread the message of their superiority.
 
Any non-crystal being that dared to enter his kingdom was immediately enslaved. Now, at the time, he wasn’t a monster, and he would give them a fair chance. After all, inferior creatures made good servants and laborers, right? So every non-crystal was made either a castle-servant or mine-worker. Those who worked hard were allowed to lead normal lives (albeit under the hooves of the Crystal ponies), those who didn’t were executed.
 
The Crystal Ponies could only take so many public executions before their fear of Sombra began to show, and he realized this quickly. He gradually became less of an iron-fisted king and more of a ruthless tyrant, threatening to send anypony that dared to oppose him to the same fate as all the griffins and dragons he slaughtered. Eventually, this warped him into the merciless, tyrannical monster he’s known as today.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 415

Sjogre
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@gasmaskangel  
They can. They don’t go hunting for it, obviously, but they’ll still eat meat if they’re hungry and it’s in front of them.
 
Plant matter is tougher to digest than meat, so something that can digest plants can also digest meat.

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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 413

Sjogre
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@gasmaskangel  
Normal ponies can and do eat meat, although they don’t (usually) make a habit out of it. Given that My Little Pony eating habits are closer to human than to actual equines, eating meat shouldn’t pose a physiological problem.
 
Given that ponies feed animals to their pets, I’d say that any reluctance to eat meat is more cultural than biological or even legal. Keep in mind that gryphons are a part of Equestria, and gryphons are basically two obligate carnivores stapled together.
 
Incidentally, pigs aren’t shown to be sapient in the show. I’m not sure about goats, but they’ve never talked and one seemed to be one of Fluttershy’s pets, so I don’t think that they are sapient, either. So there are some large non-sapient animals that could be raised for meat, along with chickens and, well, rabbits. Carnivores has options, even in Equestria.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 412

igotnopicks
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Featherweight is secretly a Spider based hero known as Spidercolt.  
Rainbow Dash hides her girly side by being like she is. She secretly likes to Dress in style. When no pony is around.  
Fluttershy is really an animal wrestler almost like Steve Irwin with Alligators.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 411

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gasmaskangel
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@HJSDGCE  
That reminds me. One of my headcanons that I believe actually holds up fairly well is that ponies are vegetarian out of custom rather than biological necessity. The reason for this is fairly obvious, as even an utter bastard like myself wouldn’t be willing to eat beef after the cow had introduced itself to me.
 
On the show they regularly ingest things like eggs which do have a lot of protein in them, and I fully expect someone to correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe that is something that regular ponies would be able to digest.
 
Additionally in order for a species to produce a brain capable of sapient thought, quite a lot of protein is needed. It is theorized that our own climb towards sapience began when our monkey ancestors began scavenging the kills of various prehistoric predators.
 
Note: Please disregard the preceeding paragraph if the thought of monkey ancestors rustles your jimmies.

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Lord WyrmSpawN
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Lingering Wyvern
-The Crystal Heart kills whatever hates it, or the crystal empire. Had Sombra loved or been apathetic towards it, he would still be in one piece.  
-Ponyville has a Hate Club. For ponies that just love to dislike their rediculous and goofy neighbors.  
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Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 401

gasmaskangel
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Bonbon has deep, seething hatred of Rarity. Rarity is completely unaware of this. I admit that this theory mostly exists because of a couple bits in the show where Bonbon was sort of a bitch to her, but hey we’ve adopted premises based on less.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 400

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Fluttershy’s dad is a nature scientist pegasus named Sir Prickleberry who has written several works on Equestria’s wildlife. His inability to gain any useful information on dragons is his greatest challenge.
 
nah, Fluttershy’s dad is Nigel Thornberry

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 398

Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Lingering Wyvern
Fluttershy’s dad is a nature scientist pegasus named Sir Prickleberry who has written several works on Equestria’s wildlife. His inability to gain any useful information on dragons is his greatest challenge.

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igotnopicks
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Celestia was Starswirl’s student until she solved his equation of friendship. Twilight wasn’t the only one that solved what to do.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 395

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I think Celestia may only have control over the sun in the Equestrian side of the world(pretty much the entire western hemisphere.). At the end of the day and night, they hand the celestial objects to other nations in charge of their hemisphere of the world, those who posses magic strong enough to manipulate the object of course.  
The reason why Luna’s resentment was hazardous was not only because the Equestrian would suffer, but the world. If that happens, other nations would declare war on Equestria, so Celestia sealed NMM as a quick desperate measure.

Pony Discussion » Crazy Headcanons » Post 394

Sjogre
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@Sjogre  
Woooooops. Schizo Tech. My bad.
 
@FlutterLove  
Celestia seemed to come out of the sun, was unable to stop Nightmare Moon, and used the Elements to fight her a thousand years ago. Sure as heck implied a fight happened, even if Celestia took a fall the second time.

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