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The Athletics will play ball in Sacramento for at least three years before ultimately moving to Vegas in 2028.

@Background Human
I’d like that, but I’m not hopeful. Maybe one day we’ll give them a good kicking though.

@Mikey
We finally get rid of the Patriots, and now there’s a new dynasty cock-blocking the rest of the AFC.

But they can’t win every year, right? The Bengals got past them two years ago. Surely the Bills will figure them out one of these days.

Now that San Francisco lost, we are legally allowed to dismantle 50% of the entrepreneurial capacity of Silicon Valley to stop them from inventing another way to go on the computer for the next five years.

I’m so fucking sick of the Chiefs.

Dora would make a better teacher for football.

I’m so glad I caught the Nickelodeon show, this is what’ll get me more interested in football!

TAYLOR SWIFT WINS THE SUPER BOWL!

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Well, of course Nickelodeon is gonna do it for the cold open to their Super Bowl broadcast, and it coincides with the Sponge’s 25th anniversary.

@LordDusk2014
The Kneecap biter ends his season with the guttisiest calls of all time. Going for it on 4th down.

Brock Purdy is the writer of the script. And when he take over a game it’s usually through his arm but now he has 48 rushing yards.

So now we have to choose between the new Patriots or the team with 5 SB wins.

Until next season

@Holofan4life
Dan Campbell went to the well one too many times going for it on 4th down, and it cost the Lions a trip to their first Super Bowl.

I’m really sad Detroit Lions aren’t going to the Superbowl

It’s the tale of two halves for the 49ers.

@Background Human
I know.

@Mikey
You’re gonna be even more tired of them two weeks from now.

I’m tired of the Chiefs. And especially Taylor Swift.

@LordDusk2014
Yep it happened again didn’t it.

@SNESChalmers
It does get windy in California and you saw the flags move as soon as the ball missed. That means the wind carried the ball to miss the FG. Carlson never really imagined himself making a kick against the wind.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The Bills lose on a missed field goal that sailed wide right.

@Background Human
Yeah, they weren’t blown out which is a small miracle, San Fran was favored by 10 before the game started and yet they only won by 3 points (3 points GB could have gotten at least twice in the game). GB hung around a lot longer than I expected them to, and even had a lead. But they have to maximize on any scoring opportunity and they squandered them, can’t do that against a team like San Fran.

@igotnopicks
The rain might have also factored into Carlson’s missed field goal (not that he really needed any extra help for missing kicks), though a 41 yarder is a fair bit harder to make in the rain.

@igotnopicks
31-23 win vs The Buccs. They won their Wild Card game by a [hilarious] one point lead

@AaronMk
Let me guess it’s the Packer fans nightmare.